Crack Comedy In Kingston

  • 111 reviews
  • The Grey Horse


  • Comedy, Student Night and Date Night
  • Tickets from £11.50 - £19.50
  • Over 18
  • Friday 3rd February 2023 and 12 other Fridays
  • 19:00 - 22:30


All booked customers must agree to our Admissions Conditions which are listed below and on their tickets.


7pm for Diners with General Admission Tickets - if you wish to eat contact the Grey Horse directly to book a table. A table is not guaranteed unless booked in advance. To book a table go here 

8pm for Non-Dining with General Admission Tickets 

Show starts promptly at 8.30pm. 


27th January - SOLD OUT - Join is in Brixton or Wimbledon on Saturday!

3rd February - Eleanor Tiernan, Luke Toulson, Luca Cupani and Michael May

10th February - Abigoliah Schamaun, David Ward and Erich McElroy

17th February - Sarah Kendall, Lulu Popplewell and Danny Ward

24th February - Steve N Allen, Damn Bamrah, Alistair Barrie

3rd March - Radu Isac, Dinesh Nathan and Erich McElroy

10th March - Mike Gunn, Eleanor Tiernan, Michael Akadiri and Joey Page

17th March - Pete Firman, Jenan Younis, Daisy Earl and Jonathan Elston

24th March - Sarah Keyworth, Peter Brush, Jimmy McGhie


Doors open at 7pm and the show starts promptly at 8.30pm. Most nights the show finishes between 10.30pm and 11pm. Late entry is not guaranteed. If you are planning to eat, please make sure to book a table in advance and arrive by 7pm. If you are not eating, you can arrive up to 8pm. 




Crack Comedy Night for Two
On sale until 30th Dec 2023
Crack Comedy Night for Four
On sale until 31st Dec 2024


Ticket Event time Cost
General Admission

If you wish to confirm a table for dining you MUST contact the venue to book. Not all seats have a table. Over 18 only. Acts subject to change without notice. Tickets non-refundable, may be able to move to another date if notice given in advance. Shows start promptly at 8.30pm.

19:00 - 22:30 £19.50
NUS (students with valid ID)

If you wish to confirm a table for dining you MUST contact the venue to book. Not all seats have a table. Over 18 only. Acts subject to change without notice. Tickets non-refundable, may be able to move to another date if notice given in advance. Shows start promptly at 8.30pm.

19:00 - 22:30 £11.50



The Grey Horse, 46, Richmond Road, Kingston upon Thames, kt2 5ee

Nearest Station

Kingston Railway (Station)


Crack Comedy Club
Crack Comedy Club has run quality comedy nights since 2002

T&C s

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight (WFL Media Ltd) and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
13. Acts are subject to change without notice.

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  • Rating: 5

    Visited 3 days ago Written by Georgia
    Loved it!! All three acts were very good and got funnier as the night went along!
  • Rating: 2

    Visited 3 days ago Written by Crack Comedy in Wimbledon customer
    The last chap that was on was amazing! However, the first fella, complete left wing political nut who alienates half the crowd. I wont be coming back if there’s any chance he’ll be on or someone similar!

    Reply from Crack Comedy In Kingston

    We are sorry to hear that you didn't like one of the four acts that were on, especially because they didn't agree with your individual political views. We strongly suggest you ring ahead before you attend comedy again. We maintain a database of the political affiliation of all our comedians and can tell you if they are right wing enough for a particular audience member. We always do the best we can to align the comedians views with those of our customers.

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