Flat & the Curves at The Two Brewers


  • Comedy
  • Tickets from £12.00
  • Clapham
  • Live Music
  • Over 18
  • Fri, 1st Jul 2022 @ 19:30 - 20:50
  • 19:30 - 20:50

“From AWARD-WINNING comedy writers comes the hilarious, Flat & the Curves.

The four fabulous front-women explore modern-day feminism through their original songs
about sex, scandal and sisterhood.

With tit-tape in hand and a glint in their eye (*adds Optrex to shopping basket*), the sweary
songbirds have done it all and can sing it all; Jazz, Rock, Pop even erotic Opera. 
A cast made up of some of the best boss-bitches in Britain, they have some serious
accolades stuffed down their bras; winning comedy awards, singing in blockbuster movies,
and producing West-End shows.
These huns aren’t shy and no subject is too risque in this night of hilarity and
full-frontal vulgarity!”




Ticket Event time Cost
Standard ticket

Get your tickets in early and get a discount 

19:30 - 20:50 £12.00





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Flat & the Curves


The Two Brewers, Clapham

The Two Brewers, Clapham

Welcome to Two Brewers; a long-serving Gay venue in Clapham. For over 30 years they have been very proud to serve the gay community. Staff and regulars are friendly; it's sure to become your favorite drinking destination.  Known in the industry as 'South London’s most famous cabaret venue,' TwoBrewers…

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