The Crass Menagerie

  • Matchstick Piehouse


  • Cabaret/Burlesque, Comedy and Something A Little Different
  • Tickets from £7.50
  • Over 18
  • This event has taken place.
  • 19:30 - 23:00

Join us for the finest night of neo-burlesque, comedy and mayhem that London has to offer.
A fixture in the burgeoning neo-burlesque scene, The Crass Menagerie started life in the cellars and crypts of Cambridge University. It fast became a home for drag artists, burlesque performers, comedians, singers, dancers, contortionists and general miscreants. It is now hosted at the Matchstick Piehouse with a different themed show each month showcasing London's most exciting, newest and seriously debauched burlesque performers.

'Neo-burlesque at it's very finest... it's fabled, if slightly soiled fantasy world will leave you tingling with happiness, amongst other things.' Varsity, *****

'It's like seeing a cow defecate: you sort of have to keep watching despite yourself.' The Tab ****




Ticket Event time Cost
General Admission

Ticket valid for the show only

19:30 - 23:00 £7.50



Matchstick Piehouse, Arches 213/214, Edward Street, London, SE8 5HD

Nearest Station

New Cross (Rail)


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