Bad haircuts, lagging lunchboxes and two dead Tamagotchis. Let's face it, most of us are still making the same school tailored mistakes, even today: Your Hackney haircut cost too much, your tupperware re-enacted a scene from Apocalypse Now on the commute and you're a house plant hazard. But if theres…
Often find yourself longing for those glory days when Grange Hill was all over the TV guide, when Freddo’s were a cool 10p and when it was perfectly acceptable to wear trainers that flashed on every stride?
The Schoolhouse is this perfect throwback to your school days and so much more. It’s a nostalgic playground for adults; a bar and restaurant with all kinds of retro memorabilia to take you back in time.
The Schoolhouse isn't just a gimmicky restaurant though, they are serious about food and drinks, using fresh, quality products and offering a seasonal menu. The coffee is a unique blend, roasted in East London by Mission. Fancy something stronger? The signature Cocktails are made using homemade syrups and cordials (you won't find these anywhere else!) alongside your favourite classics. There is a brilliant range of craft beers on draught and small batch brews in bottles and cans. Fancy some vino with your meal? The wine menu is selected by a Sommelier to ensure quality wines work well alongside the menu.
Whether it's a brunch with your mates after a workout or a Large birthday party in our semi-private Library area, there's something for everyone at The Schoolhouse.
Voucher for The Schoolhouse!
£10 - £50
- Restaurant Bar , Restaurant , Lounge Bar
- Drinking and Eating , Something a little different , Eating
- Battersea, Clapham
- Brunch, Daytime
- Happily Affordable ££
- London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Private Hire
- Taking Bookings
- Wheelchair Access
- No door charge
Special opening hours
|Wednesday 1st December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Thursday 2nd December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Tuesday 7th December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Wednesday 8th December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Thursday 9th December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Tuesday 14th December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Wednesday 15th December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Thursday 16th December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Tuesday 21st December 2021||12:00||23:00|
|Wednesday 22nd December 2021||12:00||23:00|
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|Tuesday 28th December 2021||-||-|
|Friday 31st December 2021||10:00||16:00|
|Saturday 1st January 2022||-||-|
|Monday 20th December 2021||12:00||23:00|
The Schoolhouse, 137-139, St John's Hill, SW11 1TD
Clapham Junction (Rail)
|The Library||Private Room||30||60||-||No fee||200|
Our Library area is a semi-private area available for for a sit down meal (we can do a set menu for large groups) or we can clear most of the tables and give you a the area for Drinks and a bespoke canapé menu to suit your requirements.
You are welcome to decorate the area or we can do it for you.
We welcome all booking enquiries and we are happy to create bespoke packages to suit your budget and requirements. Simply fill out the booking form via Design My Night and one of our team will be happy to assist you.