Often find yourself longing for those glory days when Grange Hill was all over the TV guide, when Freddo’s were a cool 10p and when it was perfectly acceptable to wear trainers that flashed on every stride?
The Schoolhouse is this perfect throwback to your school days and so much more. It’s a nostalgic playground for adults; a themed bar and restaurant with all kinds of retro memorabilia to take you back in time. The venue serves food all day and you can tuck into everything from the Headmaster’s Breakfast to the Schoolhouse Beef Rib, with a monthly boozy brunch event and a tuck shop of lighter snacks.
The booze game? Well that’s strong too. The Schoolhouse has a confiscated selection of over 60 craft beers, a naughty wine list and a science lab of weird and wonderful cocktails served in all kinds of quirky vessels.
At the Schoolhouse we have an area known as The Library that can be booked out for either drinks or dinner or both!
|Pint of Lager||£4.35|
|Pint of Real Ale||£4.75|
|Bottle of Lager (330ml)||£4.00|
|Bottle of Cider (568ml)||£5.50|
|Glass of Wine (175ml measure Large )||£4.50|
|Bottle of House Wine||£18.50|
|Bottle of Champagne||£38.00|
|Sample Brunch Menu||Download|
|Sample Tuck Shop||Download|
|Sample Food Menu||Download|
|Sample Kids Menu||Download|
|Sample Drinks Menu||Download|
A word from the chef:
An all-day menu is served at The Schoolhouse, with a lighter selection of treats from the tuck shop if you're just looking for a quick bite.
Bad haircuts, lagging lunchboxes and two dead Tamagotchis. Let's face it, most of us are still making the same school tailored mistakes, even today: Your Hackney haircut cost too much, your tupperware re-enacted a scene from Apocalypse Now on the...
|The Library||Private Room||40||50||No fee||£2000|
|Whole Venue Hire||90||120||£1200||£6000|
Reply from The SchoolhouseHi there, I am sorry that you were disappointed not to be able to have the pancakes. We do make all of our pancakes from scratch, the problem that we had was with our grill being broken and us unable to get the filament to fix it until the Monday. I am a bit unsure why you felt there was not many options for alcohol.. We have 80 different bottles of craft beer as well as 12 on draught, a cocktail list consisting of 15 cocktails as well as being able to make any classic that is requested, 24 different bottles of wine and champage and an extensive spirit & mixer range also? If you would like to visit us again and have some pancakes on me, please give me an e-mail - Matt@theschoolhouse.london
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