The Schoolhouse

Description

Often find yourself longing for those glory days when Grange Hill was all over the TV guide, when Freddo’s were a cool 10p and when it was perfectly acceptable to wear trainers that flashed on every stride?

The Schoolhouse is this perfect throwback to your school days and so much more. It’s a nostalgic playground for adults; a themed bar and restaurant with all kinds of retro memorabilia to take you back in time. The venue serves food all day and you can tuck into everything from the Headmaster’s Breakfast to the Schoolhouse Beef Rib, with a monthly boozy brunch event and a tuck shop of lighter snacks.

The booze game? Well that’s strong too. The Schoolhouse has a confiscated selection of over 60 craft beers, a naughty wine list and a science lab of weird and wonderful cocktails served in all kinds of quirky vessels.

At the Schoolhouse we have an area known as The Library that can be booked out for either drinks or dinner or both!

Offers/Promos

Offer Availability
50% OFF FOOD
Book your table on or before 10.30am for 50% off the food bill
Friday 09:00 – 10:30
Saturday 09:00 – 10:30
Sunday 09:00 – 10:30

Info

  • Happily Affordable ££
  • London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Private Hire
  • No door charge
  • None

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 11:00 0:00
Tuesday 11:00 0:00
Wednesday 11:00 0:00
Thursday 11:00 0:00
Friday 9:00 0:00
Saturday 9:00 0:00
Sunday 9:00 22:00

Special opening hours

Day Open Close Notes
Tuesday 25th December 2018 11:00 15:00
Monday 24th December 2018 - -
Sunday 23rd December 2018 9:00 16:00
Wednesday 26th December 2018 - -
Thursday 27th December 2018 - -
Friday 28th December 2018 16:00 0:00
Monday 31st December 2018 9:00 15:00
Tuesday 1st January 2019 11:00 16:00
Sunday 16th December 2018 11:00 17:00

Location

Address

The Schoolhouse, 137-139 St John's Hill SW11 1TD

Area

Battersea

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)


Getting there

Website Citymapper Google Maps Gett £15 off for first riders with code DMNGETT

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This venue serves British, Burgers, Brunch and Vegetarian Friendly food.

  • A word from the chef:

    An all-day menu is served at The Schoolhouse, with a lighter selection of treats from the tuck shop if you're just looking for a quick bite.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
The Library Private Room 40 50 - No fee £2000
Whole Venue Hire 90 120 - £1200 £6000

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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The Schoolhouse Battersea - Restaurant Bar Review

The Schoolhouse Battersea - Restaurant Bar Review

Bad haircuts, lagging lunchboxes and two dead Tamagotchis. Let's face it, most of us are still making the same school tailored mistakes, even today: Your Hackney haircut cost too much, your tupperware re-enacted a scene from Apocalypse Now on the commute and you're a house plant hazard. But if theres…

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