The Schoolhouse

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Description

Often find yourself longing for those glory days when Grange Hill was all over the TV guide, when Freddo’s were a cool 10p and when it was perfectly acceptable to wear trainers that flashed on every stride?

The Schoolhouse is this perfect throwback to your school days and so much more. It’s a nostalgic playground for adults; a themed bar and restaurant with all kinds of retro memorabilia to take you back in time. The venue serves food all day and you can tuck into everything from the Headmaster’s Breakfast to the Schoolhouse Beef Rib, with a monthly boozy brunch event and a tuck shop of lighter snacks.

The booze game? Well that’s strong too. The Schoolhouse has a confiscated selection of over 60 craft beers, a naughty wine list and a science lab of weird and wonderful cocktails served in all kinds of quirky vessels.

At the Schoolhouse we have an area known as The Library that can be booked out for either drinks or dinner or both!

Info

No door charge
No queues normally
Happily Affordable ££
Battersea
18
None

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
16:00 00:00
16:00 00:00
16:00 00:00
09:00 00:00
09:00 00:00
09:00 00:00
09:00 22:00

Location

The Schoolhouse
137-139 St John's Hill, Battersea, London, SW11 1TD

Area:
South London

Nearest station:
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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Menus

Drink Prices Price
Pint of Lager £4.35
Pint of Real Ale £4.75
Bottle of Lager (330ml) £4.00
Bottle of Cider (568ml) £5.50
Cocktail £8.00
Glass of Wine (175ml measure Large ) £4.50
Bottle of House Wine £18.50
Bottle of Champagne £38.00

Menus

Sample Brunch Menu Download
Sample Tuck Shop Download
Sample Food Menu Download
Sample Kids Menu Download
Sample Drinks Menu Download


This venue serves British, Burgers, Brunch and Vegetarian Friendly food.

A word from the chef:
An all-day menu is served at The Schoolhouse, with a lighter selection of treats from the tuck shop if you're just looking for a quick bite.

Our Review

The Schoolhouse Battersea - Restaurant Bar Review

The Schoolhouse Battersea - Restaurant Bar Review

Bad haircuts, lagging lunchboxes and two dead Tamagotchis. Let's face it, most of us are still making the same school tailored mistakes, even today: Your Hackney haircut cost too much, your tupperware re-enacted a scene from Apocalypse Now on the...

Read our full The Schoolhouse Battersea - Restaurant Bar Review review

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
The Library Private Room 35 60 £100 non min spend non min spend
* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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Went for a bottomless brunch on a Sunday with a friend. Great atmosphere, and fun decor. Very attentive staff who were really on it. Food was really tasty. Great brunch, and will definitely be back soon. Verity visited The Schoolhouse on 04 Jun 2017
10 Jun 2017 by
5

Came here for a bank holiday brunch. Approx £50 and 3 hours unlimited food AND prosecco. Amazing value for money. Staff were great, just kept topping us up. Then afterwards stayed for more drinks and some live music. Everyone was on the dance floor. Great venue, great crowd, great offer. Will be coming back for sure
09 Jun 2017 by
5

Great service and lovely to be able to sit out in the sunshine. The only bad bit was some pretty undercooked poached eggs, but think I got unlucky as everyone else in the group had no problems with their food. Rhine09 visited The Schoolhouse on 03 Jun 2017
05 Jun 2017 by
4

Absolutely amazing place to go for a bottomless brunch! The staff were great, the food and drink was excellent. I will be recommending to my friends. visited The Schoolhouse on 03 Jun 2017
05 Jun 2017 by
5

We went to the Schoolhouse for bottomless bubbles brunch. The food was great - delicious, fresh and large portions. The service was excellent, the staff were all really friendly and were on it with the topping up of our bottles of bubbly! Great place for a group of friends - whether you're drinking or not! visited The Schoolhouse on 03 Jun 2017
05 Jun 2017 by
5

Went here for the bottomless brunch. Staff were great and good was good, espically as the fizz was quickly topped up! Karen visited The Schoolhouse on 29 May 2017
31 May 2017 by
5

Really great beer selection and cocktails raymac visited The Schoolhouse on 29 May 2017
31 May 2017 by
5

The schoolhouse was an incredible venue for a hen party, Matt was so helpful before our visit and the staff were really relaxed and kept the prosecco flowing! Emma visited The Schoolhouse on 27 May 2017
30 May 2017 by
5

A group of us went for the bottomless brunch and had a great time. The staff were super friendly and very quick to notice and replace empty prosecco bottles. The food was delicious and service was really good. Everyone was in flying form and there was a great buzz in the place. Would definitely recommend for birthdays. claremathews91 visited The Schoolhouse on 27 May 2017
30 May 2017 by
5

Great food, even better service and super friendly/fun staff. Would highly recommend this place for a group event as I had my 30th birthday there, Everyone had a great time.
30 May 2017 by
5

Attentive staff with tasty food and drinks. We went in school shirts and took marker pens to get creative which was encouraged. Great fun! visited The Schoolhouse on 27 May 2017
30 May 2017 by
5

Good food and good cocktails! Would be better if they didn't allow smoking at outside tables; bit of a downer trying to eat in the sunshine with cigarette smoke Rebecca visited The Schoolhouse on 26 May 2017
28 May 2017 by
4

We have been waiting 30 minutes for our drinks ( they have never arrived) and after all of this waiting we have been informed that you guys have run out of pancakes. That sums up our boozy brunch. Needless to say we have left very hungry and disappointed. Manager was very apologetic which I do appreciate but for £30, you do expect things to be tip-top. Kaja visited The Schoolhouse on 21 May 2017
23 May 2017 by
1

Amazing food and great atmosphere for a bottomless brunch! visited The Schoolhouse on 20 May 2017
22 May 2017 by
5

8 of us went to the schoolhouse for brunch last weekend. Overall the food was good, but they said there were no pancakes available which was pretty rubbish considering it was a Saturday! They must buy them in rather than cook them from scratch. Also not many options for alcohol if you want a boozy brunch I would go elsewhere. Emma visited The Schoolhouse on 20 May 2017

Reply from The Schoolhouse

Hi there, I am sorry that you were disappointed not to be able to have the pancakes. We do make all of our pancakes from scratch, the problem that we had was with our grill being broken and us unable to get the filament to fix it until the Monday. I am a bit unsure why you felt there was not many options for alcohol.. We have 80 different bottles of craft beer as well as 12 on draught, a cocktail list consisting of 15 cocktails as well as being able to make any classic that is requested, 24 different bottles of wine and champage and an extensive spirit & mixer range also? If you would like to visit us again and have some pancakes on me, please give me an e-mail - Matt@theschoolhouse.london
22 May 2017 by
3

It was very quiet for a Friday evening, I thought there would be more of an atmosphere. Food was ok, do NOT order the halloumi cheese starter. I could have bought 2 whole packets of halloumi for the price, and it was 4 cold slices. The rest of the food was nice. However I probably will not return.
22 May 2017 by
2

A group of six of us had boozy brunch at The Schoolhouse on Saturday and had the best time. Its a nice bar, great food, amazing service and they certainly weren't stingy with the prosecco! By far the best boozy brunch I've done and the best value for money. Already planning to book again for my birthday. visited The Schoolhouse on 13 May 2017
15 May 2017 by
5

Absolutely amazing service. We will definitely be coming back! Big thank you from us. visited The Schoolhouse on 13 May 2017
15 May 2017 by
5

We booked a bottomless brunch for 14 people for my boyfriends birthday and had an amazing time! The service was awesome (so smiley), the food was epic and the bottomless bubbles kept flowing. They were also lovely and very flexible with us adding people at short notice which was very sweet. Looking forward to going back again soon.
15 May 2017 by
5

Had a great time! Good customer service. We did the 20% off early booking discount but great value whatever you got! Really quirky design and extensive drinks list. Will be back again and would definitely recommend. visited The Schoolhouse on 06 May 2017
08 May 2017 by
4

Fantastic food, friendly staff and great brunch atmosphere with the baby and friends. visited The Schoolhouse on 01 May 2017
03 May 2017 by
5

Made my Sisters birthday surprise even more amazing! Matt was so helpful, the bubbles were certainly bottomless and the atmosphere was great. Would definitely recommend! visited The Schoolhouse on 01 May 2017
03 May 2017 by
5

Brunch was delicious and bottomless prosecco (plus juices) was excellent - they were very generous with the bottles as I'm sure we stayed beyond our allotted time. Highly recommend. However wouldn't let me swap the meat for smoked salmon which I thought was pretty poor for pescatarians/those who don't eat meat, and limited my options on the menu. visited The Schoolhouse on 29 Apr 2017
01 May 2017 by
4

Food was great - service was slow and pushy. visited The Schoolhouse on 28 Apr 2017
30 Apr 2017 by
3

Great food great service fab days😂 visited The Schoolhouse on 27 Apr 2017
30 Apr 2017 by
5

Great food and excellent service. Looking forward to booking my next visit! visited The Schoolhouse on 22 Apr 2017
25 Apr 2017 by
5

Really great Brunch. Highly recommend! visited The Schoolhouse on 14 Apr 2017
18 Apr 2017 by
4

Good friendly service and great quality food visited The Schoolhouse on 16 Apr 2017
18 Apr 2017 by
5

Fabulous service and food. Really pleasantly surprised by the food, we thought it might be a bit like school dinners but it was all amazing! The bottomless brunch was fabulous. erinxs visited The Schoolhouse on 14 Apr 2017
16 Apr 2017 by
4

The drinks options for the bottomless brunch were great, but that is where the good feedback ends really. They messed up my booking so less than a week before, I was told not all my party could come to my birthday celebrations. They rectified it eventually although we had to move the time, stressful! The waitress was extremely abrupt and annoyed all my party, which was quite an achievement as we are a laidback bunch. The food was quite good but we would never go back because of the service. Their whole manner was just wrong, chill out and stop rushing us and calm down a bit. Gemma visited The Schoolhouse on 01 Apr 2017
14 Apr 2017 by
2

This past Sunday, my group of 6 enjoyed a boozy brunch over at the Schoolhouse! We were promptly seated when we arrived, and ordered quickly as well. I had the Headmasters Breakfast...and it did not disappoint! Massive portion and really tasty! I particularly enjoyed the mushrooms. We were given a bottle of prosecco, which was quickly replaced the moment it was empty. They take their boozy brunch promise seriously and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. My only small criticism is that the Bloody Mary's could do with a bit of a kick. I had to ask for extra worcestershire sauce, as I don't think there was any in it to begin with, but that was ok because I got to make my Bloody Mary more to my tastes. Over-all, I'd give this restaurant and their Boozy Brunch a beaming 5 stars. Tania visited The Schoolhouse on 09 Apr 2017
12 Apr 2017 by
5

Lovely food, lovely atmosphere, lovely staff visited The Schoolhouse on 09 Apr 2017
11 Apr 2017 by
5

I had the best birthday! Thanks to the team at The Schoolhouse x visited The Schoolhouse on 08 Apr 2017
10 Apr 2017 by
5

Nice venue. Food was not great and was over priced. burger came out with no fries, no one mentioned this, £3.50 extra for fries which arrived 10 minutes after we had eaten. The waitress was not switched on at all, we had to ask then ask again and again for anything we needed. Great for a noisy brunch if that is what you are after. If, like us, you were after actually speaking to friends, forget it, its too loud. Emma visited The Schoolhouse on 08 Apr 2017
10 Apr 2017 by
2

Came here for a bottomless brunch. The food was great and the drinks were flowing, prosecco, momosa, bellinis and Kir royal were on offer. Would definitely come here again for another bottomless brunch!
07 Apr 2017 by
4

Excellent free flowing prosecco and delicious food! Will definitely be back! visited The Schoolhouse on 02 Apr 2017
06 Apr 2017 by
5

Very yummy, great service and really affordable. My new fvourite place to do brunch! visited The Schoolhouse on 19 Mar 2017
04 Apr 2017 by
5

Visited for a family brunch. Restaurant felt vibrant,. Friendly efficient staff and excellent food. Great value so will definitely visit again. visited The Schoolhouse on 02 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 by
5

What a fantastic venue and great food and drink. We had bottomless bubbles to celebrate a birthday and well the service was superb. Go pay them a visit you will not be disappointed. Big up to Matt and all his team at TSH visited The Schoolhouse on 02 Apr 2017
04 Apr 2017 by
5

Really lovely brunch, and bottomless is never a bad thing! Would go after 1pm though and it was prime time, super busy and the service wasn't as good. Definitely would go again but after 3pm! visited The Schoolhouse on 01 Apr 2017
03 Apr 2017 by
4

AMAZING SERVICE! A big thank you to Will and Sam for making my birthday brunch such a lovely experience. Was seated straight away on arrival at our reserved table by Will (who was very helpful through out my stay). Sam was a miracle worker who, even though was constantly run off her feet, made sure that everything we needed was delivered and was constantly checking back to ensure everything was running smoothly. Couldn't thank both of these staff members enough for making my birthday such a special one. Samantha visited The Schoolhouse on 01 Apr 2017
03 Apr 2017 by
5

Top spot for bottomless brunch. I would highly recommend it for a celebration, maybe not for a quite one though as it can get pretty rowdy! Food was also good. Benedict visited The Schoolhouse on 01 Apr 2017
03 Apr 2017 by
5

Great service, good food, really nice vibe and interior was brill visited The Schoolhouse on 29 Mar 2017
01 Apr 2017 by
4

Food was great, service was ok (it was really busy). Music was really loud and the speakers are terrible so it's tinny and grates a bit, made it really hard to hear conversation. visited The Schoolhouse on 25 Mar 2017
28 Mar 2017 by
3

Great service for our bottomless brunch. We were attended to by staff often and the food was fantastic visited The Schoolhouse on 25 Mar 2017
28 Mar 2017 by
5

Really good brunch! Excellent service and the food was amazing. Really lively place too. It was really busy but the staff were attentive, half of my table were late but that was no issue. Thank you!
27 Mar 2017 by
5

First time at this lovely little venue on St John's Hill. The Bottomless Fizz Dinner menu for £30 was a bargain and the staff were very friendly and attentive. I'm sure we will be back! fifidella visited The Schoolhouse on 23 Mar 2017
25 Mar 2017 by
4

I have been to the Schoolhouse many times and have always been impressed. It has a great atmosphere and the food is delicious and inventive, with a School house twist! I highly recommend the Mrs Brunch :) Although it was very busy on Sunday and we had to wait quite a while for the food, it was worth the wait and my friends and I all enjoyed the meal. Thank you! Susanna visited The Schoolhouse on 19 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 by
4

Super lovely bottomless brunch, everyone really enjoyed their food, never had to wait too long for new bottles of fizz, the staff were attentive and friendly - will definitely be coming back. Shannon visited The Schoolhouse on 18 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 by
5

The food and the service were great. visited The Schoolhouse on 19 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 by
5

Not too fancy, but tasty food, loads of fizz, friendly service and great value bottomless brunch. Perfect for a fun boozy weekend! visited The Schoolhouse on 18 Mar 2017
20 Mar 2017 by
4

Fab food, (had Mrs Brunch) great atmosphere and proscesso topped up without asking. Only criticism would be that we were still hungry. Two courses would have been great, just a couple of little pancakes to finish with would have been fab. visited The Schoolhouse on 18 Mar 2017
20 Mar 2017 by
4

great bottomless brunch, service was quick for how busy it got, great value - love all the different bubbly cocktails you can make! Verity visited The Schoolhouse on 18 Mar 2017
20 Mar 2017 by
5

Service was great super friendly despite me running late, food was amazing I had the mac and cheese and really great atmosphere very busy! Will definitely return maybe to try brunch next time! visited The Schoolhouse on 10 Mar 2017
13 Mar 2017 by
5

It was so much fun! Such a good deal! And wonderful food :) will definitely be returning xxx visited The Schoolhouse on 10 Mar 2017
13 Mar 2017 by
5

Great place for a brunch - lovely atmosphere and food. kirstbails visited The Schoolhouse on 04 Mar 2017
09 Mar 2017 by
5

We had bottomless brunch at the schoolhouse and it was amazing and so was the food. The staff was very friendly too! linajo visited The Schoolhouse on 05 Mar 2017
07 Mar 2017 by
5

excellent food and free flowing bubbles had a fab time thank you visited The Schoolhouse on 04 Mar 2017
06 Mar 2017 by
5

Great food, great staff and great atmosphere! Amazing birthday brunch visited The Schoolhouse on 04 Mar 2017
06 Mar 2017 by
5

Great food and a so much fun for a birthday emilybetty visited The Schoolhouse on 26 Feb 2017
28 Feb 2017 by
4

We went for the bottomless brunch and were super happy with the constant flow of prosecco and Bloody Mary's. They also have a great vege breakfast which I recommend! Jaime visited The Schoolhouse on 26 Feb 2017
28 Feb 2017 by
5

We went for the bottomless brunch for a friend's birthday. Really great food, great service and amazing value! They're very generous with the drinks, we never had empty glasses! Lizzy visited The Schoolhouse on 26 Feb 2017
28 Feb 2017 by
5

Fabulous brunch and service. Friendly and helpful staff. Me and my friend had a great time and look forward to coming again. visited The Schoolhouse on 25 Feb 2017
27 Feb 2017 by
5

Had bottomless brunch here on Saturday, the food was great, prosecco and bloody Mary's were delicious and the music was also really fun. Great atmosphere! Stefanie visited The Schoolhouse on 11 Feb 2017
15 Feb 2017 by
5

Great food, great atmosphere and we got a discount for booking! visited The Schoolhouse on 12 Feb 2017
14 Feb 2017 by
5

I organised a group of 60 people for Christmas dinner at The Schoolhouse in early December and I cannot praise this venue and staff high enough. The food was delicious and Matt and his staff were amazing in the pre-planing and then on the night dealing with such a s large group. All of my guests told me how much they enjoyed the dinner and the venue and I would definitely go back. visited The Schoolhouse on 03 Dec 2016
14 Feb 2017 by
5

Love, love, love it! Thanks!
09 Feb 2017 by
5

Love the decor, the cocktails, the food and especially the loaded milkshakes!! This place has a definite feel of nostalgia about it. Perfect for a catch up with friends as it's a perfect level of noise and fun.
07 Feb 2017 by
5

Delicious brunch on Sunday, would definitely recommend! Only reason it's not 5 stars is that they couldn't do any smoothies as the blender was broken.. Jen visited The Schoolhouse on 05 Feb 2017
07 Feb 2017 by
4

Really good would definitely recommend! So accommodating (I changed the time, the number of people and they had to make two meals vegan!) visited The Schoolhouse on 04 Feb 2017
06 Feb 2017 by
5

Excellent venue and service. The food was superb, fresh and hot. A great choice of beers that kept everyone happy. Will be back. visited The Schoolhouse on 02 Feb 2017
04 Feb 2017 by
5

Excellent bottomless brunch at The Schoolhouse. Our waitress was lovely (didn't get her name unfortunately) and explained the offer really well to us. Avo & poached eggs are ten a penny these days, but the feta, bacon and pomegranate took it to another level - and can't argue with the quality of the poachies. Top tunes as ever! Ross visited The Schoolhouse on 28 Jan 2017
30 Jan 2017 by
5

Really good food and menu choices, the service was also good I felt like our waitress was slightly stretched and seemed a bit stressed at times. kmsinclair92 visited The Schoolhouse on 28 Jan 2017
30 Jan 2017 by
5

Good food and great menu choices, Our waitress was too busy had to ask every time for her to bring water and top ups- she has too many large tables to manage. Service was good, just not frequent. Good bloody marys. felt quiet hectic. Really good fun though on the whole.
24 Jan 2017 by
4

Food was amazing. Love that the menu offers different dishes to the usual, especially for brunch. However the music was a little too loud which caused it to be really noisy with everyone trying to speak above the music. visited The Schoolhouse on 22 Jan 2017
24 Jan 2017 by
4

Excellent breakfast!! Hope to go back one day! visited The Schoolhouse on 21 Jan 2017
23 Jan 2017 by
4

Food and drinks were great. Although some times we had to ask staff to top up the prosecco on the bottomless brunch. visited The Schoolhouse on 14 Jan 2017
17 Jan 2017 by
4

Always lovely staff and yummy food! Very accommodating. Second visit in as may weeks! visited The Schoolhouse on 08 Jan 2017
10 Jan 2017 by
4

One of my favourite locals! Always a great atmosphere and attentive friendly staff. The food is delicious and great value for money- recommend the Mrs. Brunch and the smashed avo on toast. Quirky cocktail list to match the interior. Highly recommend for weekend brunch or after work for dinner and drinks. Hanna visited The Schoolhouse on 08 Jan 2017
10 Jan 2017 by
5

I booked a table for 22 December having seen the Christmas menu on the website. However when we arrived the Christmas menu was not provided and when I asked the waitress told me that it had to be pre-booked. This was very disappointing three days before Christmas and was certainly not made clear on the website along the menu. visited The Schoolhouse on 22 Dec 2016
26 Dec 2016 by
2

Really friendly service and a great selection of happy hour cocktails and food. Have been three times this month :) visited The Schoolhouse on 19 Dec 2016
21 Dec 2016 by
5

Great atmosphere, food was amazing and the bottomless brunch was well worth the money! visited The Schoolhouse on 18 Dec 2016
20 Dec 2016 by
5

I recently came here with a group of work friends to celebrate Christmas and we had a great time. Bottomless brunch was really bottomless. Prosecco bottles were left on our table and replaced as soon as we had finished them. The food was absolutely delicious (we even went back the next day just to eat!) I would highly recommend this place. I will definitely be going back. Emily visited The Schoolhouse on 17 Dec 2016
20 Dec 2016 by
5

Great service, good atmosphere and amazing food. Robert visited The Schoolhouse on 17 Dec 2016
19 Dec 2016 by
5

I had a birthday party there for the bottomless brunch, there were 10 of us in the group. The Schoolhouse had a great atmosphere as it was very busy when we arrived, however the staff were still very attentive and took our orders once we had all arrived, and the food came out relatively quickly as well. The food was so well priced and really really good! All of us commented on how good the food was afterwards. The staff never hurried us or made us feel that we had a time limit (eve though we did, it was very relaxed!) And they were more than happy to refill the prosecco when required. One of our party was pregnant and even though she had to pay the same amount as we did which I did feel was a little unfair (I do however understand the reasons why) she was allowed to order pretty much any drink off the menu she wanted so I think she still got value for money. Overall it was a fantastic afternoon which we all thoroughly enjoyed and I would absolutely recommend The Schoolhouse for bottomless brunch. I really didn't want to go somewhere central where it would be too busy, expensive, and hectic and I'm so glad I booked the Schoolhouse as it was just perfect for what I wanted. Thanks to Matt and he staff for making it so easy and fun! visited The Schoolhouse on 17 Dec 2016
19 Dec 2016 by
5

Bottomless brunch on Saturday which was excellent. The food was delicious and the service was very speedy, such incredible value for money too, i have already been twice and will be returning in the new year Hannah visited The Schoolhouse on 17 Dec 2016
19 Dec 2016 by
5

Party of 6 for breakfast on Sunday morning. Really good attentive service. Amazing portions - excellent value for money. Go - but book a table so you are not disappointed.
13 Dec 2016 by
5

After trawling the Internet, quite last minute, for a bottomless brunch that wasn't extortionate, came across The Schoolhouse after finding it on a London blog. I visited with 6 friends and I can honestly say it was a great experience from booking to (sadly) the last sip of prosecco. I had emailed with some special requests and Matt was happy to accomodate which put us at ease. We were given a great table and explained how the bottomless brunch deal, and told us we should war til the whole party arrives to get the most of our two hours!! The drinks were great - make your own Bellini/mimosa/kir royale or a plain prosecco. And also Bloody Mary's too! Only thing is you have to pay before, and anything additional you order on top you pay after. Worked fine for us. We all got the Headmasters big breakfast - it was great. Service was attentive throughout and they kept putting new bottles on the table. Really would recommend, had a great time and hope to visit again very soon. Thank you! visited The Schoolhouse on 11 Dec 2016
13 Dec 2016 by
5

Had a lovely night at the schoolhouse - great service was especially noted. Food and drinks very reasonably priced and thoroughly enjoyed it all. Will definitely be returning. emmat23 visited The Schoolhouse on 08 Dec 2016
10 Dec 2016 by
5

Brunch was so much fun! The food was great, the staff were really friendly and attentive. The Schoolhouse had a great atmosphere would definitely recommend the bottomless bubbly. Zoe visited The Schoolhouse on 03 Dec 2016
09 Dec 2016 by
5

The staff are super friendly and the bottomless brunch = perfection. My bridal party and I had a wonderful afternoon !! I'll be back with another group soon hopefully! Thanks so much visited The Schoolhouse on 03 Dec 2016
08 Dec 2016 by
5

I absolutely love The Schoolhouse! Normally I go for dinner and get the nachos to share (the BEST!) but this time I tried brunch with two friends and again, The School House did not disappoint. The chicken and eggs with hollandaise was delicious. Great location, great atmosphere. Will be back again. visited The Schoolhouse on 27 Nov 2016
29 Nov 2016 by
5

The food was lovely but the service wasn't great - my ordered espresso never arrived! visited The Schoolhouse on 20 Nov 2016
22 Nov 2016 by
3

The food was good but we were here for a bottomless brunch and the first few bottles were extremely fizzy. Then all of a sudden they got suspiciously flat *comment moderated*. We asked for all future bottles to be opened at the table and they suddenly were fizzy again. Staff were nice and food was fine but the whole experience left a bad taste in my mouth and wouldn't go back.

visited The Schoolhouse on 12 Nov 2016
14 Nov 2016 by
2

Brunch was great! Definitely recommend the Smashed Avo! Our waitress was really friendly, there was a slight mix up with the drinks order, but she sorted it out really quickly with no hassle. Will be going back. chloerr visited The Schoolhouse on 30 Oct 2016
01 Nov 2016 by
4

Perfect experience for the 30th birthday. Exactly what we needed and great service on the night, staff bringing drinks to the table and very accommodating on selection and volume of music! Thank you TSB visited The Schoolhouse on 28 Oct 2016
30 Oct 2016 by
5

Great atmosphere, food was lovely and got a free dessert taster whilst playing Guess Who! Always nice to be transported back in time to your childhood. Thank you TSH. visited The Schoolhouse on 27 Oct 2016
29 Oct 2016 by
4

Our group enjoyed the bottomless brunch The Schoolhouse have on offer. The service was lovely and the food was good. The Bloody Mary's took a little while to arrive, but the Prosecco was always topped up (and in fairness we were a thirsty bunch!) Overall definitely worthwhile at £25 pp. I have also been to The Schoolhouse for lunch, dinner and two for one cocktails. I am never disappointed! melmont visited The Schoolhouse on 22 Oct 2016
27 Oct 2016 by
5

Amazing bottomless brunch! The food was delicious and so was all the prosecco! Friendly staff who were very attentive. Will definitely do it again. visited The Schoolhouse on 22 Oct 2016
24 Oct 2016 by
5

fantastic! I organized a 30th b-day party at the schoolhouse then we all went to Rise 46. It was just perfect. The team is very organized and we had a fantastic dinner, great beers and burgers. The venue is very cool as well. Highly recommended! visited The Schoolhouse on 15 Oct 2016
17 Oct 2016 by
5

fantastic! I organized a 30th b-day party at the schoolhouse then we all went to Rise 46. It was just perfect. The team is very organized and we had a fantastic dinner, great beers and burgers. The venue is very cool as well. Highly recommended! visited The Schoolhouse on 15 Oct 2016
17 Oct 2016 by
5

Staff were friendly and accomodating. Really good brunch selection - I would highly recommend the pancakes and eggs benedict! visited The Schoolhouse on 15 Oct 2016
17 Oct 2016 by
5

Amazing service, our drinks were always full and food was incredible too especially for such a large group. Great atmosphere we will definitely be back soon! Love the school house! Amanda visited The Schoolhouse on 08 Oct 2016
10 Oct 2016 by
5

I reserved an area for 20 people on a Saturday. We were all meeting for a hen do and wanted to start off somewhere close to the first organised activity. The Schoolhouse staff were really helpful and accommodating when making the reservation and gave us a great area which we had all to ourselves. I would definitely recommend it for a large group or party!
26 Sep 2016 by
5

I celebrated my birthday here last year with a small group. It was perfect for what we wanted, drinks and chat and a boogie. Staff were great at sorting us a table.
08 Sep 2016 by
4

We had a great evening, such a relaxed atmosphere with fantastic friendly staff who thanked us for "being great fun!" also. The sharing boards were great and a wide selection of cocktails. Even made my friend a cocktail she asked for without it being on the menu - great service! Will definitely be back :)
22 Aug 2016 by
5

Excellent and friendly staff, amazing drinks and cocktails, delicious food, amazing atmosphere. Very chilled for a breakfast as well, delicious menu and happily affordable. They do great brunches too. WONDERFUL place. zuzanakratka visited The Schoolhouse on 13 Aug 2016
15 Aug 2016 by
5

Loved the theme of this bar. Great cocktail list at reasonable prices. Didn't stay for food but it looked really good. Lots of seating and not too busy on a Friday. Wish I lived closer as is defo go back more often.
31 Jul 2016 by
5

Another great evening- such friendly staff and the food was very tasty. Particularly liked the decor. 😄 We got a few starters to share and the baked avo was my fave. laurarose visited The Schoolhouse on 30 Jul 2016
29 Jul 2016 by
4

Great venue , always busy and love the décor. Food is good and reasonably priced. Good to see that the premises is finally successful after a number of incarnations , I used to go when it was Hydro Bar ( with Swimming Pool) many years ago steve0812 visited The Schoolhouse on 10 Jul 2016
13 Jul 2016 by
5

Love this place. Great relaxed atmosphere, friendly staff, great selection of drinks. Been on weekdays daytime and evening and at weekends, staff never seem too busy to give you their attention
04 Jul 2016 by
4

A friend and I went on a Tuesday night and really enjoyed the food and the good happy hour from 5-730pm! Lots of cocktails to choose from, will go again! Very relaxed chilled vibe.
09 Jun 2016 by
4

Another delicious brunch at The Schoolhouse last Saturday - the staff are all very friendly and welcoming, and accommodate my awkward buggy very helpfully. We'll definitely be coming back again soon! smithynats visited The Schoolhouse on 04 Jun 2016
08 Jun 2016 by
5

We had a brilliant lunch at The Schoolhouse on Saturday. The staff were very helpful and friendly and the food was delicious with some really interesting items on the menu.
25 May 2016 by
5

We had a brilliant lunch at The Schoolhouse on Saturday. The staff were very helpful and friendly and the food was delicious with some really interesting items on the menu.
18 May 2016 by
5

My husband, baby and I had another awesome brunch here on Monday - delicious food and a great ambience. And plenty of room for buggies. We thoroughly recommend it! Thank you. smithynats visited The Schoolhouse on 02 May 2016
04 May 2016 by
5

Came here for a Bank Holiday brunch on Monday with bottomless Prosecco. Lovely food, lovely staff - service was also a lot better than when I came to the venue last time which was great! Definitely will be coming again - keep up the great work guys!
04 May 2016 by
5

Cool place- Not the most incredible brunch I've had in London, portion sizes were a tad small, but service was great and a nice atmosphere! Also makes a change to go somewhere and not have to que for hours to get in... Rachel visited The Schoolhouse on 16 Apr 2016
18 Apr 2016 by
4

Great venue for a long brunch, very relaxed and great food! Accommodated all 12 of us plus buggy very well & we lingered for a while. We'll be back - thank you! smithynats visited The Schoolhouse on 28 Mar 2016
31 Mar 2016 by
5

Simply amazing. We were greeted with a bottle of prosecco and once seated there was a waitress ready to take our order. The service was amazing, the drinks never stopped flowing, the food was delicious, the entertainment was spot on, need I go on?! A brilliant day - totally recommend. Thank you :) Kristen visited The Schoolhouse on 27 Mar 2016
29 Mar 2016 by
4

Good home made food in a relaxed and fun atmosphere, friendly staff and great drinks! A very good alternative on the St Johns Hill strip for a night out. Thanks! mariusbakke visited The Schoolhouse on 12 Mar 2016
16 Mar 2016 by
4

We went for a late brunch during the week. The food and service were great and we loved the school theme - so well thought out. Great little touches like the Enid Blyton books containing your bill, the games and old school photos and memorabilia. Would like to come back for dinner and drinks soon! Rachel visited The Schoolhouse on 04 Mar 2016
07 Mar 2016 by
4

We had such a lovely evening. Great atmosphere and the salads were so tasty. In particular the staff were really helpful and so friendly and the place is decked out well with the school theme. Thank you laurarose visited The Schoolhouse on 24 Feb 2016
27 Feb 2016 by
5

Had a wonderful evening with great food and atmosphere. The staff are always extremely helpful and are always smiling. Bringing more friends soon I know they'll love it. Would def recommend a visit. julieannn visited The Schoolhouse on 19 Feb 2016
22 Feb 2016 by
5

We went on an evening when it was quiet but still had a good atmosphere. We were greeted with a smile and given the choices of a few tables. When ordering our wine we were asked whether or not we'd like it at room temperature or cooler, which was very thoughtful. The food was excellent and the portions just right. Excellent service; I thoroughly recommend. maryc visited The Schoolhouse on 09 Feb 2016
11 Feb 2016 by
5

The setting is fun and nostalgic, the food and cocktails were great, just what the doctor ordered. However, the staff were not attentive. We were waiting for over 15-20 minutes for our order to be taken and when I did catch eye with a waitress she gestured she would be two minutes, then carried on serving other people! I had to eventually go up to the bar to ask for someone to take our order. I had a question about the bottomless brunch which our waiter didn't know the answer to, so off he went to find out and we were waiting even longer! Finally another waitress came over who seemed to know what was going on so she took our order. The same thing happened with the bill and we were left waiting a long time. The girl that served us was very friendly though. It would have been a great place for a relaxing Sunday brunch but unfortunately the staff also felt a little too 'relaxed' on the job..
26 Jan 2016 by
3

I love this place - the staff are super friendly, the atmosphere is great and the food is delicious. Make sure you try the sweet potato fries or the macaroni cheese! A really nice place for a fun but low key evening out with friends. Trish visited The Schoolhouse on 20 Jan 2016
22 Jan 2016 by
5

We thoroughly enjoyed our Christmas party at the schoolhouse! It was really well organised via email and the staff were really friendly. I would definitely come back here in a group or as a couple again _giblet visited The Schoolhouse on 14 Dec 2015
19 Dec 2015 by
4

An unexpected treat from DesignMyNight that was filled with great food, great cocktails, great service and great tunes!!! What more could you want?!!! Would definitely recommend it to my friends! bjtosh visited The Schoolhouse on 03 Dec 2015
07 Dec 2015 by
4

Great venue for a fun evening. The food was better than expected. We took advantage of the happy hour cocktail deal. Loved the music and atmosphere. Hope to return soon! jojo_london visited The Schoolhouse on 28 Nov 2015
02 Dec 2015 by
5

A great shout for a mid week dinner. We all had great meals, the staff were really friendly and I will definitely be back! I especially liked the school touches throughout the restraunt. Thank you. laurarose visited The Schoolhouse on 23 Nov 2015
25 Nov 2015 by
5

This was surprisingly fun!I never thought being served food from a school tray would rekindle so many memories but it brought me back. We popped in without plan and they found us a table without any issues and the food was really really good. Definitely recommend and will definitely go again
09 Nov 2015 by
4

Went for Birthday dinner and drinks and had a fantastic night. Cocktails were brilliant and fun! Food was delicious! Could not fault the service, the staff were attentive and helpful. Will definitely be going back again! darchworth visited The Schoolhouse on 06 Nov 2015
08 Nov 2015 by
5

I had my birthday brunch at the School house. The food as ever was phenomenal and came out quickly after we had ordered and I was even given a complimentary espresso martini. One thing to note is they did warn me we wouldn't be able to order after a certain time due to another large party so would recommend when booking to organise a time when they aren't so busy. Even so service was great and I had the best time. Now need to book in for Bottomless brunch! ttysome visited The Schoolhouse on 31 Oct 2015
02 Nov 2015 by
4

Dinner for 3 people on Saturday night. Great service, and good vibes - knocking out some classic tunes!!! The food is reasonably priced, and really yummy! Try the Beef Rib, it was fab. Great Espresso Martinis too. itssops visited The Schoolhouse on 24 Oct 2015
26 Oct 2015 by
5

Dinner for 4 on 17th Oct 1st time at School Dinners and loved the theme idea. Unfortunately the food was very average and what really spoiled the evening was the very loud volume of music pumping out which meant conversation was strained. andrewh32 visited The Schoolhouse on 17 Oct 2015
25 Oct 2015 by
1

Bottomless brunch event was nothing short of brilliant. The food and prosecco menu available were spot on for bottomless delights. Venue was perfect with nostalgic knickknacks. Service was quick and polite. Entertainment was perfect,. Magician moving around each table and the band was fantastic with their own twist on well known songs. Will definitely be back here
28 Sep 2015 by
5

We had a work dinner on a Tuesday night and had a great night. The food was very good and a great range of drinks. Everyone liked the theme and we would definitely return. Overall good value and good fun. rgm79 visited The Schoolhouse on 22 Sep 2015
24 Sep 2015 by
5

Came here on a Monday night with a group of friends and would definitely recommend The Schoolhouse. The food was really tasty and great value when ordered from their weekday specials menu (a main and small glass of wine/beer/soft drink for £10). The school theme also added a little extra talking point during our meal. chrissielu visited The Schoolhouse on 14 Sep 2015
16 Sep 2015 by
4

Really fun. Food is good and the staff are super chilled about you staying for a while after you've finished. We played a great game of catch phrase! (Other games are also available - the couple next to us were playing monopoly) it's a good place to while away the day when the sucky weather creeps in! rachel_jane25 visited The Schoolhouse on 05 Sep 2015
16 Sep 2015 by
4

Have visited the Schoolhouse for both brunch and dinner now, and I was pleased with both. The atmosphere is warm and welcoming. Staff are always smiling and happy to help with any questions we've had. The food is amazing! If nothing else we would continue to come back just for that. The decor is fun and reflective of every era. Will continue to come here for both food and drinks and would recommend.
27 Aug 2015 by
5

Matt and team, Thank you so much for a brilliant engagement party venue. You looked after us so well and the private area was just what we were after. Fantastic beer, wine, cocktails and food. We will spread the word whenever we can and we will definitely be back ourselves! Liz and James.
06 Aug 2015 by
5

Brilliant night at The School House last night for my friend's surprise birthday. Staff couldn't do enough for us (especially Alex) and even made us special cocktails and shots for the occassion. There was some confusion about the booking and a raucous crowd left over from the bottomless-brunch before but the staff made an extra effort to look after us. Thank you!
21 Jun 2015 by
4

Massive thanks to Matt and Ella for having us. The cocktails were really impressive and reflect the school theme, and they have KONA beer in stock, which always goes down a treat for me. Plates were huge and really worth the money, even coming out on school plastic plates for those picking the right dish. slightly out of the way but well worth the travel
07 Apr 2015 by
5

I have visited The Schoolhouse for both dinner and brunch now and loved it both times! Quirky and cool place with a good atmosphere, friendly, attentive staff and good food. Would definitely recommend the cocktails and perhaps Eggs Benedict the morning after to help the hangover. Oh and the music playlist was fab too! I look forward to visiting again soon.
30 Mar 2015 by
5

I've been disapointed with The Schoolhouse. The first time we went we were waiting for our food for such a long time whilst other tables came in, ordered and were served before us and none of the staff seemed to notice. When we complained we were told our food would be 5 more minutes but it was obvious that our order had been forgotten about. I was willing to give it another chance and tried again this weekend. We sat at the table for a long time before anyone gave us any menus and we eventually got them ourselves. When the food came it was average at best. Won't be going back.
29 Mar 2015 by
2

We had a fantastic brunch at the Schoolhouse - everything about the place was great. The staff were very friendly and helpful, the food was well presented and very tasty - plus we had fun reminiscing about the old school toys that were used as decoration! Will definitely be recommending to others and hope to go back soon.
09 Mar 2015 by
5

I was impressed with the schoolhouse. The service was good, the food was inventive and the cocktails really good. It's nice to go for dinner somewhere a bit different than a usual restaurant. The waiter was bigging up their brunch so maybe ill try that next time!
06 Mar 2015 by
4

Went here yesterday for dinner. Really enjoyed it. The "theme" isn't tacky but quite cool and quirky. The cocktails were really really good. The waitress was telling us that the owner also runs bars, which would explain the amazing drinks. Food was pretty good value too. All in all, I'll def be back.
05 Mar 2015 by
4

A great addition to the now booming St John's Hill street which has a number of pubs, bars and restaurant. Despite the theme of "school dinners" the food actually is really well done. The vegetarians of the group were impressed with the quality of their choices as well. Went again the next day for brunch and it was even better.
09 Feb 2015 by
4

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