Bad haircuts, lagging lunchboxes and two dead Tamagotchis. Let's face it, most of us are still making the same school tailored mistakes, even today: Your Hackney haircut cost too much, your tupperware re-enacted a scene from Apocalypse Now on the commute and you're a house plant hazard. But if theres…
Often find yourself longing for those glory days when Grange Hill was all over the TV guide, when Freddo’s were a cool 10p and when it was perfectly acceptable to wear trainers that flashed on every stride?
The Schoolhouse is this perfect throwback to your school days and so much more. It’s a nostalgic playground for adults; a themed bar and restaurant with all kinds of retro memorabilia to take you back in time. The venue serves food all day and you can tuck into everything from the Headmaster’s Breakfast to the Schoolhouse Beef Rib, with a monthly boozy brunch event and a tuck shop of lighter snacks.
The booze game? Well that’s strong too. The Schoolhouse has a confiscated selection of over 60 craft beers, a naughty wine list and a science lab of weird and wonderful cocktails served in all kinds of quirky vessels.
At the Schoolhouse we have an area known as The Library that can be booked out for either drinks or dinner or both!
20% OFF YOUR BILL
Book your table on or before 10.30am for 20% off the bill
Monday 09:00 – 10:30
Tuesday 09:00 – 10:30
Wednesday 09:00 – 10:30
Thursday 09:00 – 10:30
Friday 09:00 – 10:30
Sunday 09:00 – 10:30
** BOTTOMLESS PROSECCO **
Add Bottomless Prosecco to your meal for *£25* per person, for 90 mins
Monday 08:00 – 00:00
Tuesday 08:00 – 00:00
Wednesday 08:00 – 00:00
Thursday 08:00 – 00:00
Friday 08:00 – 00:00
Saturday 08:00 – 00:00
Sunday 08:00 – 00:00
Monday= Bunday... A Burger And Beer For £10
|Monday 16:00 – 21:00|
** TWO'S DAY **
Tuesday = Two's day! .. 2-4-1 on Burgers!
|Tuesday 16:00 – 21:00|
** WET WEDNESDAY **
2 Pints of pilsner for £10.00!
|Wednesday 16:00 – 21:00|
** THIRST DAY **
2 pints of draught beer for £10.00
|Thursday 16:00 – 21:00|
Voucher for The Schoolhouse!
£10 - £50
- Restaurant Bar , Restaurant , Lounge Bar
- Drinking and Eating , Something a little different , Eating
- Brunch, Daytime
- Happily Affordable ££
- London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Private Hire
- No door charge
- Background Music
- No queues normally
The Schoolhouse, 137-139, St John's Hill, SW11 1TD
Clapham Junction (Rail)
|The Library||Private Room||40||50||-||No fee||£2000|
|Whole Venue Hire||90||120||-||£1200||£6000|
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