They Said There Would Be Jobs

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  • The Rosemary Branch

Description

  • Comedy
  • Tickets from £10.00
  • Islington
  • 18 plus
  • Sat, 23rd Sep 2023 @ 21:00 - 22:00
  • 21:00 - 22:00

On the 25th of September 2013 I got off a Romanian bus in London at 3 in the morning. And the rest as they say is history!


Fast forward to today: older, wiser, grumpier, but most importantly still alive. Having just finished a successful run at the Edinburgh Fringe, it is my absolute pleasure to bring you a night of raw, unfiltered, unapologetic stand-up comedy. This immigrant has some opinions and you're about to hear them!


Whether you're an immigrant trying to survive in His Royal Majesty's United Kingdom, or you want to hear some different takes on life on this island, or frankly you just want to see a Romanian man work for a living on stage, in real time, come on down!


PS. If for some reason you happen to be Nigel Farage, greetings to your mum.

PPS. You might have seen Sylas on BBC, PBS or a number of European TV channels.


“More likeable than Frankie Boyle” – Breakneck Comedy

“The audience seemed to kind of like him.” – The Stand, Glasgow

He kind of likes his audience too.


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COVID-19 Safety

We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre. 

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.


Access

We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.

Image description: Romanian man pushes a Morrisons trolley with a fallen apart suitcase, show title: They Said There Would Be Jobs

Content warning: Strong language

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Tickets/Times

Ticket Event time Cost
Standard Ticket

unreserved seating

21:00 - 22:00 £10.00

Location

Address

2, Shepperton Road, N1 3DT

Area

Islington

Nearest Station

Hoxton (Rail)

Organiser

Rosemary Branch Theatre
A beautiful, characterful, historic, local pub on the border of Islington and Hackney. Just set back from the Regent’s Canal, we have delicious food, a wide range of thoughtful drinking options and an award-winning theatre and function room upstairs. Our theatre hosts all types of performance and community experiences - theatre, comedy, live music, improv, puppetry, family shows, drag, cabaret, podcasts, burlesque and workshops.

Venue

The Rosemary Branch

The Rosemary Branch does a bit of everything in a cosy atmosphere. After work drinks, catch up with friends, Sunday lunch with the family are all popular activities at The Rosemary Branch.

T&Cs

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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