The Rosemary Branch does a bit of everything in a cosy atmosphere. After work drinks, catch up with friends, Sunday lunch with the family are all popular activities at The Rosemary Branch.
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Description
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Something A Little Different, Comedy and Theatre/Arts
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Tickets from £8.80 - £11.00
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Islington
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16+
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Mon, 20th Jul 2026 @ 19:30 - 20:30
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19:30 - 20:30
Eliana's always felt different – and not in a cute way. In fact, she's grown up with a dark secret: she's almost definitely a sociopath. After receiving a teeny-weeny restraining order for stalking her captivating neighbour Tabitha, she has two weeks to convince the court, and herself, that she's "normal".
A semi-autobiographical comedy (zero history of stalking!) about masking, misdiagnosis and the consequences of spending 30 years believing there's something wrong with you. (Also dead parents, queer identity, Jewish identity and being too tall... in no particular order.)
Written and performed by Abigail Weinstock (she/her). As seen in Love and Other Acts of Violence (Donmar Warehouse), Such Brave Girls (BBC) and Surface (Apple TV). She was a ‘Funny Women Awards’ Quarter Finalist in 2020 and a runner up for Jewish Comedian Of The Year in 2017 (and what greater honour could there be).
Directed by Emma Jude Harris (she/her). Her credits include Fringe First Winning production Revenge: After the Levoyah (Summerhall, Soho Theatre) and How I Learned to Swim (Paines Plough Roundabout).
Produced by The Project People. Recent projects include Clean Slate (Summerhall & Pleasant Theatre); Smalltown Boy (Bristol Old Vic & 2026 tour); English Kings Killing Foreigners (co-produced for Soho Theatre) and GISELLE: REMIX (Pleasance Edinburgh & London).
Sound Design - Jac Cooper
Technical Stage Manager - Jennie Howitt
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COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.
Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.
Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.
Content warnings: Contains distressing or particularly triggering themes, strong language/swearing, brief references to and descriptions of suicidal ideation in both an adult and a young child, antisemitic language.
Image description: A white woman in her late twenties is dressed in a giraffe onesie with giraffe ears poking her tongue trying to lick a branch to the left, against a giraffe print background.
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Tickets/Times
| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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Standard Ticket
unreserved seating |
19:30 - 20:30 | £11.00 |
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Concession Ticket
unreserved seating |
19:30 - 20:30 | £8.80 |
Location
Address
2, Shepperton Road, N1 3DT
Area
Islington
Nearest Station
Hoxton (Rail)
Organiser
Rosemary Branch Theatre
A beautiful, characterful, historic, local pub on the border of Islington and Hackney.
Just set back from the Regent’s Canal, we have delicious food, a wide range of thoughtful drinking options and an award-winning theatre and function room upstairs. Our theatre hosts all types of performance and community experiences - theatre, comedy, live music, improv, puppetry, family shows, drag, cabaret, podcasts, burlesque and workshops.
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