Welcome To The Grand


  • Jazz and Burlesque/Piano
  • Over 18
  • Cabaret/Burlesque, Something A Little Different and Theatre/Arts
  • This event has taken place.
  • 19:30 - 22:00
  • Tickets from £15.00 - £224.50
  • Clapham

Jazz House Theatre invites us to step into the shadows of what was once known as classic entertainment, told through the lives of five legendary women who simultaneously submerge us into a haunting new world of voyeuristic cabaret.

Our journey begins in 1900 on the sinful streets of Paris. Inside what was once a grand music hall rings the sound of jazz, pouring in from every corner of the room. A black stage fills with colour as can-can dancers explode into view, dripping in diamonds that dance like stars above our heads. Our evening has officially begun.

It’s now 1910, and we find ourselves strolling along the hidden alleyways of New York City. A beautiful display of chorus girls parade up and down stairs, dressed as anything from birds to battleships. Clouds of cigarette smoke descend us into 1924, where Roxie Hart has just been accused of murder. Only the combination of sex, jazz and liquor can comfort such a soul.

Our quest continues to the booze soaked roads of Berlin. It’s 1931, and anyone who is anyone is sipping chardonnay at the Kit Kat Klub. Champagne flows freely in the Fandango Ballroom as we’re swept back to America, bouncing in our seats to the sound of the 60s. Sparks fly as the feeling of grandeur hit its peak, and a spiral of magic descends around us. The legends of cabaret have now come and gone, and we’re left wondering if they were ever really there at all.

As swiftly as we were stolen, we’re returned to present day London. 350 of the city’s most finely dressed have gathered to witness The Grand premiere their dazzling new production to the world. The stage is set, the costumes are in place, and the cast await in the wings. But one question still remains:

What has become of The Grand?

If you’re a fan, join us if you can. Welcome to, The Grand.


View Seating Plan here. 


Ticket Event time Cost Restriction
Zone I (Circle)

Purple Zone (Unreserved Seating)

- £15.00
Zone H (Circle)

Pink Zone (Unreserved Seating) High Stools

- £24.50
Zone D (Stalls)

Blue Zone (Unreserved Seating) 24 Chairs, 20 High Stools

- £29.50
Zone G (Circle)

Blue Zone (Unreserved Seating)

- £29.50
Zone G (Circle) Table Of 5

Blue Zone (Reserved Seating)

- £139.50
Zone C (Stalls)

Yellow Zone (Unreserved Seating)

- £34.50
Zone C (Stalls) Table Of 6

Yellow Zone (Reserved Seating)

- £195.50
Zone B (Stalls)

Green Zone (Unreserved Seating) High Stools

- £37.50
Zone B (Stalls) Table Of 4

Green Zone (Reserved Seating) High Stools

- £142.50
Zone A (Stalls)

Red Zone (Unreserved Seating)

19:30 - 22:00 £39.50
Zone A (Stalls) Table Of 6

Red Zone (Reserved Seating)

- £224.50
Zone F (Circle)

Red Zone (Unreserved Seating)

- £39.50
Zone F (Circle) Box Of 4

Red Zone (Reserved Seating)

- £149.50
Zone E (Circle) VIP Box Of 3

Orange Zone (Reserved Seating)

- £129.50



The Grand 21 - 25 Saint John's Hill SW11 1TT



Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Getting there

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Jazz House Theatre
Jazz House Theatre is a collection of artists keeping alive the roots of this historical style and forever challenging it's evolving form. Together they represent the true meaning of jazz and every style under its infamous umbrella.


The Grand

The Grand

The Grand is more than a Victorian-era listed building in London: it’s an icon of the city’s cultural legacy. Originally opened as a music hall in 1900, this 1250 capacity venue is a centre piece of London’s nightlife, boasting an electric programme of quality events ranging from club nightslive…

T&C s

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight (WFL Media Ltd) and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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