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Description

The Grand is more than a Victorian-era listed building in London: it’s an icon of the city’s cultural legacy. Originally opened as a music hall in 1900, this 1250 capacity venue is a centre piece of London’s nightlife, boasting an electric programme of quality events ranging from club nights, live gigs to comedy, theatre shows and bingo, all set within one of the city’s most beautiful & historic venues.

The weekends at The Grand are all about partying. A collection of London’s best promoters host events like Rebel Bingo, Ultimate Anthems & Shorebitch, or The Grand’s Resident Dj’s sound track your night out spinning party classics, covering everything from Hip Hop, RnB, House, Disco and more.

The Grand’s historic interior makes it the best venue in Clapham for any size of party booking for any occasion. Partying at The Grand is all about making the perfect experience for you and your friends, so whether you want to hire a VIP Box with table service, have a private area or a private bar for any size of Birthday party or any celebration they will do everything to make sure you have an incredible experience here. 

What's on

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Fight Night VI for Lily

Fight Night VI for Lily

Thursday 26 April 2018

Fight Night is back and we are expecting our 6th one to the best yet!  It is always a sell out so get your tickets...

Weekends at The Grand

Weekends at The Grand

Various dates

Weekends at The Grand are all about partying. A collection of London’s best promoters and The Grand’s Resident DJs...

May The 4th Be With You - Star Wars Party

May The 4th Be With You - Star Wars Party

Friday 4 May 2018

This year in a galaxy not so far, far away.... May The 4th Be With You - Star Wars PartyExpect:✨ Intergalactic...

ACA LUKAS U LONDONU

ACA LUKAS U LONDONU

Thursday 10 May 2018

ACA LUKAS & FOLK HOUSE BAND  LONDON THE GRAND THEATRE  + DJ AL A  AFTER PARTY THURSDAY 10.05.2018 DOORS:...

NOW that's what we call Brahms!

NOW that's what we call Brahms!

Saturday 12 May 2018

Get down to the club on a Saturday night and listen to some of the most banging dance music from the past 150 years....

Welcome To The Grand

Welcome To The Grand

Every Wednesday from 30th May

Jazz House Theatre invites us to step into the shadows of what was once known as classic entertainment, told through...

An Audience with Paul GAZZA Gascoigne

An Audience with Paul GAZZA Gascoigne

Thursday 17 May 2018

DKM promotions brings to you An Audience with Football legend and national Icon Paul GAZZA Gascoigne He will speak in...

Info

May vary depending on event
Booking required
Drinkonomical £
Clapham
Over 18
None
Smart Casual, Dress to impress

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday - -
Tuesday (today) - -
Wednesday - -
Thursday - -
22:00 03:00
22:00 03:00
Sunday - -

Location

The Grand
The Grand 21 - 25 Saint John's Hill, London, SW11 1TT

Area:
South London

Nearest station:
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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Menus

Drink Prices Price
Pint of Lager £4.50
Bottle of Lager (330ml) £4.50
Bottle of Cider (568ml) £4.50
Cocktail £7.50
Spirit and Mixer (50ml double shot and mixer) £9.50
Glass of Wine (175ml measure Large ) £4.50
Bottle of House Wine £18.00
Bottle of Champagne £40.00
Jaeger Bomb £4.00

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
PRIVATE BAR Private Room 60 150 1500
CIRCLE BAR Venue Hire 300 2500
* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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I really enjoin the music wasn't my favourite but we really love it. Visited The Grand on 2018-04-21
by on April 23rd, 2018
5

Thank you so much for an amazing birthday. The staff were really helpful and our waiter Matt was fantastic - really friendly and went the extra mile to make sure everything with our table service was great. Recommending to friends! Visited The Grand on 2018-04-14
by on April 17th, 2018
5

Oh dear oh dear ... another big let down .. you advertised prizes for the best Mary and Bert ..you advertised there being a spoon full of sugar race you advertseid it being a sing a long ... none of these happened At least The Wizard of Oz was a sing along. Surely there’s a law about mis advertsing.!!! I will be asking about as this is the second time you’ve mis advertised. And why the dancers in the middle of the show !! And not even doing the steps to the dances !!! And why a dance off !! It wasn’t advertised ?? We again took part in the fancy dress as we love participating. But yet again we went un knowledged ... and it wasn’t even a sing along as the guy didn’t bring the correct dvd. But no one made an anoucement !!! This is so so totally wrong Visited The Grand on 2018-04-14
by on April 16th, 2018
1

Music was brilliant. Atmosphere was really good. And bouncers were friendly. My wife had the best night for her birthday. Visited The Grand on 2018-04-14
by on April 16th, 2018
5

Great value for the package and great music! Visited The Grand on 2018-04-14
by on April 16th, 2018
5

Place was a bit dirty, but music was great and so where the cocktails and the staff!!! Visited The Grand on 2018-04-13
by on April 15th, 2018
4

Always a fun night at the Grand! Thanks so much to Izzy for arranging a great table on the stage for us, for the bouncers and bartenders who were helpful and friendly and for the DJ who played some great tunes! Visited The Grand on 2018-04-07
by on April 10th, 2018
5

From the get go the staff were lovely when booking a table with a large group of us, The staff members were very gracious at letting us in when we got there just in time! The music was great and our table was right next to the bar. The added bonus was the amazing professional dancers they had there entertaining everyone. I would like to add as well that a lovely member of the bouncer/security staff helped my friend leave the bar (she needs aid walking around). She escorted us all the way to the door. Would highly recommend. Visited The Grand on 2018-04-07
by on April 9th, 2018
5

Enjoyed it so much and so did the boyfriend ans we are looking to come agian Visited The Grand on 2018-04-07
by on April 9th, 2018
5

Had an amazing experience here with one of my friends - definitely not the usual clubbing experience! So much less grimy than typical clubs and such a varied audience. Visited The Grand on 2018-04-07
by on April 9th, 2018
5

Loved the LHS screening at The Grand. Very fun, interactive and lots of singing! The box we were in was nice although it was slightly hard to see the screen from a side view as there was a pillar in the way. The club after the event was good fun also. Visited The Grand on 2018-04-07
by on April 9th, 2018
4

Had such a fun and brilliant night! Well looked after by all the staff and a special shout out to Izzy for organising. We will definitely all be back soon for more fun! Ronan x Visited The Grand on 2018-04-06
by on April 8th, 2018
5

Venue could have been busier, should have promoted the DJ more as Haskell was unbelievable, will definitely come to his next gig Visited The Grand on 2018-04-01
by on April 4th, 2018
3

Love the show and the entertainment. We paid for a table at the top but wouldnt bother doing that again the view was blocked and we were right next to a speaker so the sound was really loud for the big noises but couldnt hear the voices at all. Not worth £35 but the staff were nice and atmosphere was great. Felt like the value for money let the night down. The special cocktails were really expensive for what they were, very sweet and didnt have much alcohol in them. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-29
by on April 3rd, 2018
3

Absolutely loved it! Have recommended it to many friends and family members. Literally counting down the days to go again! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-29
by on April 3rd, 2018
5

Event page showed rnb and hip hop but the night was pop Visited The Grand on 2018-03-31
by on April 2nd, 2018
2

Great service and good night all round Visited The Grand on 2018-03-31
by on April 2nd, 2018
5

The Grand is my favourite place in London. Every movie night is so well done, and the staff are all super lovely (and hot). The music is always great too, so every part of a night out is enjoyable :) Visited The Grand on 2018-03-29
by on April 2nd, 2018
5

Had a really great night at the Grand on Saturday 31 March. One of the best nights i have had in a long time. Would like to say thank you to Colette who was serving drinks to the booths all night on her own. She did an amazing job. X Visited The Grand on 2018-03-31
by on April 2nd, 2018
5

Amazing! Dj was amazing, the atmosphere was amazing. Everything was just amazing! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-31
by on April 2nd, 2018
5

Bit quiet for Easter weekend but otherwise good...easy to get to the bar And smooth getting in and checking/retrieving coats. Attentive staff on the floor Visited The Grand on 2018-03-30
by on April 1st, 2018
4

Fantastic place for a night out! Was my fourth time there and would very happily go again! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-29
by on March 31st, 2018
5

We had an excellent night ! Music and entertainment was perfect. Want to say thank you so much to all the staff who made the night so fun! Collette in particular went above and beyond to make sure the night went smoothly. We will definitely be back again! 100% Worth the money to book one of the themed boxes in advance. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-29
by on March 31st, 2018
5

Such a beautiful venue with amazing vibes... and the Disney singalong night is something mesmerising! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-29
by on March 31st, 2018
5

It was enjoyable full of laughs, excitement, best music and it reminded me when I was a uni student. I can’t wait to go back to the Grand and do it over again Visited The Grand on 2018-03-29
by on March 31st, 2018
5

Great night spent celebrating my birthday and Issy was very helpful in arranging the night and guest list Visited The Grand on 2018-03-24
by on March 29th, 2018
5

Slight mix up on the night, but this was due to my late reply with my guest names but it was sorted out so quickly and Ally really made us feel welcome as it was my first visit, though not my last as I really enjoyed the whole night. Loved the dancers too! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-24
by on March 27th, 2018
5

Great Dj and dance animation. Liked the interior. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-24
by on March 27th, 2018
5

Didn’t take long to get in. Good music. Clean bathrooms, (one stall had vomit on floor , told staff about it and got cleaned right away). Nice with several bars so the line isn’t long. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-24
by on March 26th, 2018
4

Amazing venue and brilliant staff - we will be back Visited The Grand on 2018-03-24
by on March 26th, 2018
5

Great service from start to end at Clapham Grand! The boxes are great fun and we really enjoyed our night! Thanks :) Visited The Grand on 2018-03-24
by on March 26th, 2018
5

We were refused entry after someone who was found to have drugs on them, lied about being part of my party. The manager wouldn't believe me when I said he wasn't with us and refused to admit anyone. I thankfully got the £80 back that I had paid to reserve a table but neither me nor any of my friends will be returning to the Grand again. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-24
by on March 26th, 2018
1

Absolute riot. My friend and I had so much fun and there were a couple of times we were collapsed against each other laughing. Highly recommend a night out here. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 21st, 2018
5

Amazing night on Friday! The drinks were affordable! Staff was friendly. Enjoyed the music! Will definitely be going again soon. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-16
by on March 20th, 2018
5

I recently won a competition at the Grand and my friends and I had a great night. The VIP area was themed, we received free entry and 10 free shots for my friends and I. The view from the VIP area was great as we could see all of the dancefloor. Overall we had a great night and thank you again. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 20th, 2018
5

Brilliant night ! Music was class Visited The Grand on 2018-03-16
by on March 19th, 2018
5

Great night although a shame the guest list queue was so long in the snow! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
4

Banging night, lost a pair of glasses tho Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
5

Music wasn’t as good as in other clubs Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
4

Brilliant night out, well-organised in terms of the guestlist / queue / booking the area. Friendly staff, great music and we all had an amazing time. We'll be back! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
5

Fun although there was quite a long queue though Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
4

Loved it! Good music and great atmosphere. Definitely coming back Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
5

Me and the girls came here after winning a St Patrick’s night competition, and we were greeted by 10 shots of baby guiness, and a Patrick Truman themed table! The view was incredible and the music was amazing. So happy we found this place, and glad we spent our St Patricks night here! We will be back again and again! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
5

The music is nice and the place is really good. My friends and me had a good time in The Grand last saturday. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
5

Great night was had. Music was great. Service was on point. Looking forward to another night at the grand. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-17
by on March 19th, 2018
5

It was a nice night out. Our area was beautiful, downside there were dirty cups left there. Also I think the music could’ve been better, there are so many current songs that could’ve been played but I felt as though it was mostly old songs. Other than that staff were really friendly and it was a somewhat enjoyable night. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-16
by on March 18th, 2018
3

Awesome venue. However drinks are quite pricey compares to Koko. Would still recommend it either way. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-10
by on March 12th, 2018
5

Great night out on the Royal Box with an amazing view on the dance floor! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-10
by on March 12th, 2018
5

Good music and quick service at the bar. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-10
by on March 12th, 2018
4

Was not impressed with the atmosphere in the club. Not a great crowd and a lot of rude people. Didn't really enjoy the night as expected. It's a thumbs down for me. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-10
by on March 12th, 2018
1

Wonderful time and a lot of fun. The staff were really helpful and communicative considering we were a group of 60 coming to the club. Will hopefully come back soon. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-10
by on March 12th, 2018
5

It was great fun and we were really looked after. This was my first time there and it certainly won't be my last. Thanks Visited The Grand on 2018-03-10
by on March 12th, 2018
5

Best way to celebrate my 18th birthday! Managed to get in my parents, my dad who is 61 had an amazing time! Also had a visit from my godparents who are similar ages who arrived with lots of balloons and had a surprise when they walked in, not quite expecting Garage music! They all however said they loved it, along with the 60 friends who came to celebrate with me as well. Thank you so much!! Would love to come again with this prize! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-09
by on March 11th, 2018
5

A great night, staff were very accomodating and nice. Would definitely come again. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-20
by on March 10th, 2018
5

Great host, great music, great presentation of the Champagne, but most importantly, everyone had a great night. One note is one of the guys at the bar was rude and abrupt to some of my friends. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-03
by on March 8th, 2018
5

Found my future wife doesn’t get much better than that. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-03
by on March 6th, 2018
5

5ive were pretty good, as was the DJ. However, the people getting up on stage and dancing after 5ive were pretty trashy...there’s a time and place for rubbing your nipples and humping a cardboard cut out and, call me a prude, but I don’t think that was it. I wouldn’t hurry back. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-02
by on March 5th, 2018
3

A great venue as always. Getting on the Guest List helps greatly with expedited entry into the venue. Music is always a great mix and the drinks are well priced for Central London. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-03
by on March 5th, 2018
5

First time coming to this club will definitely be returning! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-03
by on March 5th, 2018
5

Fantastic music and such good vibes in the whole club. I was with 8 uni friends and we all had an amazing night. Cannot wait to visit again! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-03
by on March 5th, 2018
5

My friends and I had a brilliant night! I won guest list with a bar tab and it was honestly one of the best nights I'd had in a while. Service was friendly and the music was a great mix of everything. Thank you for a fantastic eve x Visited The Grand on 2018-03-03
by on March 5th, 2018
5

Really fun, good music and good drinks Visited The Grand on 2018-03-03
by on March 5th, 2018
4

Fantastic night, staff were friendly, helpful & welcoming both in the booking phase and on the night. Private area was good value for money. The event we attended was good. Visited The Grand on 2018-03-02
by on March 4th, 2018
5

The staff were so friendly and helpful. Great communication and they did everything they could to ensure my birthday party ran smoothly. I had such a good night because they gave me confidence in knowing they had everything in place. My guests enjoyed the night and I’d definitely use the grand again for another private booking. Thank you! Visited The Grand on 2018-03-02
by on March 4th, 2018
5

Planned The Grand as part of my daughters surprise 21st, her and 9 friends loved it, the Gold Package was great value for money. Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on March 1st, 2018
5

Pretty good. Only a couple of people accidentally walked into the private room and drinks are very basic (no archers, disoronno, ameretto etc). Music was great (90s-today) and team friendly Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on March 1st, 2018
4

This is my first going to The Grand Clapham, I’m so happy, great, raver and a Party Wild Animal!
by on February 28th, 2018
5

I had a fantastic time! I bought many friends out with me and we stayed the whole night! Thank you again! Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on February 27th, 2018
5

Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on February 26th, 2018
3

Service was slow and there were not a lot of treats Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on February 26th, 2018
2

Best night out I've had in a while. great music and we stayed until closing. Definitely coming back soon! Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on February 26th, 2018
5

Best night ever, my friends & I enjoyed it so much! The dancers there were amazing, loved the atmosphere, and such great music! We will come again ❤️ Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on February 26th, 2018
5

better remove ticketing system on saturday nights Visited The Grand on 2018-02-24
by on February 26th, 2018
2

My favourite club love it will all my heart !
by on February 21st, 2018
5

We had a brilliant night my friends from reading will definitely come back the security staff where very helpful and very pleased with what we had the sharing cocktail was lovely I could have had those all night Visited The Grand on 2018-02-17
by on February 19th, 2018
4

The music wasn’t as good as other days Visited The Grand on 2018-02-17
by on February 19th, 2018
2

Great venue, with nice music and a great crowd! Visited The Grand on 2018-02-17
by on February 19th, 2018
5

Very fun! Attended on a Saturday night and the service was fab. Visited The Grand on 2018-02-17
by on February 19th, 2018
5

Visited The Grand on 2018-02-17
by on February 19th, 2018
4

Our first time at The Grand and I had booked and area and drinks for my party. I was kept up to date on my booking my guest list no problems, my party was looked after drinks came on time no waiting, our free entry was extended due to a later performance brilliant it was really good and we are planning another visit soon and so easy to find Visited The Grand on 2018-02-16
by on February 18th, 2018
5

Visited The Grand on 2018-02-16
by on February 18th, 2018
5

Fantastic night out for my 22nd birthday. Easy to get in and great music. Visited The Grand on 2018-02-10
by on February 16th, 2018
5

My second time at this event at this venue and was such a disappointment compared to the first time. The drinks package we ordered was not worth the money we paid and the service was awful. The DJ was terrible and kept repeating the same songs and the private box we had was ransacked by drunk people who stole the drink we had paid for and no security was upstairs it was ridiculous. Won’t be going back here again. Security staff are rude and unhelpful. Visited The Grand on 2018-02-09
by on February 14th, 2018
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We had so much fun on Saturday. The atmosphere was fantastic and the set up was great. Downfalls on the evening were that drinks were so expensive and really not great and the food could have been better. That said we still had lots of fun. Visited The Grand on 2018-02-10
by on February 12th, 2018
4

Great atmosphere, staff are always really friendly and cracking half time competition for some free drinks. Definitely going back. Visited The Grand on 2018-02-10
by on February 12th, 2018
5

All the staff were brilliant. Was greeted warmly and shown to our box. We were also lucky enough to be included in the interval entertainment. All round fabulous evening! Thanks to all involved Visited The Grand on 2018-02-10
by on February 12th, 2018
5

everything is in good order!!! Visited The Grand on 2018-02-09
by on February 11th, 2018
5

Was one of the best nights we ever had in The Grand. Thanks for a great atmosphere and we definitely will come back!! Visited The Grand on 2018-02-03
by on February 5th, 2018
5

Absolutely amazing night! We loved having a private box, and the waitress Collette was really nice. All four of us will be entering the competitions in future in the hopes we will win again. Thank you. Visited The Grand on 2018-02-03
by on February 5th, 2018
5

Great music. Incredible dancers and a whole night filled with fun!! Visited The Grand on 2018-02-03
by on February 5th, 2018
5

Visited The Grand on 2018-02-03
by on February 5th, 2018
5

Came to celebrate my birthday with about 16 friends. Reserved a table of which location was decent, right by the bar and DJ...Though this area gets extremely busy which makes it difficult to dance. The DJ on the night wasn't that great, he went from genre to genre by song by song (Rock'n'Roll straight to RnB/Reggae) There was no set genre for the evening even though it stated RnB/HipHop/Club Anthems for that evening- was difficult to get into the 'Groove' as such, was a shame! I also paid for a few bottles of spirits for the table...Super OVER-PRICED but I guess that's what you'd expect from a Club/Bar. Night wasn't terrible but I feel that was because of the company I had and, I did dance to the point where I had to take my shoes off :) #makethebestofanotsogoodsituation Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on February 1st, 2018
3

Had a great time there will be going back for sure Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on January 30th, 2018
5

I liked the club, staff and visitors were friendly, music was on point and it was a variety of types. Drinks were good and we didn't have to wait for as long like in other clubs. Also, we got free entry before 10:30 pm as I signed for the guestlist. It was an enjoyable night. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on January 29th, 2018
4

Me and my friends had a brilliant time. The film screening was so much fun with the sing along and the dancers. Plus the themed cocktails were amazing. The staff are lovely and attentive we wanted for nothing. I will most definitely be back with even more friends. I had never been to The Grand before very surprised with the range of events they are able to put on. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on January 29th, 2018
5

One of the best places that i have been to lately. I visited the place with 8 of my client and we HAD AN AMAZING TIME! well done to the event organizers. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on January 29th, 2018
5

Had a really great time. The staff were all incredibly friendly and our group will definitely go back again!! Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on January 29th, 2018
5

The venue itself and the night was pretty good. However one member of the door staff was probably one of the most obnoxious and nasty women I have ever had the displeasure of coming across. If you decide to go to this venue beware of being screamed at for making a simple mistake.
by on January 29th, 2018
1

Great spot for our booking, really enjoyed the night! We were told we would have a free bottle of bubbly which we never got and at some point it got too hot. In general, great fun! Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on January 29th, 2018
4

I had a wonderful time. The service was amazing, great staff and venue. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-27
by on January 29th, 2018
5

Fun club, mix of music and ages. Didn't have to wait too long to get served and no trouble Good night all round. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-20
by on January 23rd, 2018
4

I went to The Grand with my husband and a friend. We had an amazing time, I really love it the experience. Definitely we will back. Thank you so much and well done. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-13
by on January 15th, 2018
5

I celebrated my birthday here on Saturday booked a table and was happy stuff are very helpful bringing drinks & making sure everyone was ok fun music If you like a good old dance this is a great place. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-13
by on January 15th, 2018
4

Was super night enjoyed every minute took my friend for her birthday think it must have been the best prezzie ever. Thank you Visited The Grand on 2018-01-13
by on January 15th, 2018
5

Great atmosphere for a birthday Visited The Grand on 2018-01-13
by on January 15th, 2018
5

Absolutely loved it, went with my friends a couple of months ago and had an amazing time, so went again to celebrate my 23rd birthday. Such great value for money and a great night all round! Visited The Grand on 2018-01-13
by on January 15th, 2018
5

Great night out but I thought guest list meant free entry before 11, some of my friends had to pay five pounds even though it was only 10:45 which I found a bit odd. Dancers were fun on stage and the light up floor is great. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-13
by on January 15th, 2018
3

Great service, and entertaining evening but felt it could have been done better - felt a bit too much like a Student Union night out Visited The Grand on 2018-01-13
by on January 15th, 2018
3

I love this beautiful venue. The Bowie night was excellent. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-12
by on January 14th, 2018
5

Great night,great venue and nice staff Visited The Grand on 2018-01-12
by on January 14th, 2018
5

Loved our evening,you were allowed to cheer and on through the movie ! Visited The Grand on 2018-01-12
by on January 14th, 2018
5

Great night with great music! Visited The Grand on 2018-01-06
by on January 8th, 2018
5

Great night once the issue with the area was sorted. The best security team we’ve ever experienced and we’ll definitely be back. Visited The Grand on 2018-01-06
by on January 8th, 2018
4

Could not have had a better night if I tried, the staff were so friendly and welcoming and made our night extra special even giving us complimentary bubbly as it was my birthday. Thankyou for making my birthday so much fun!! 😆 Visited The Grand on 2018-01-06
by on January 8th, 2018
5

The staff on the door so rude thy didn’t let me in the only reason is because I been alone and thy said u have to be with friends to be in and I was booked already This is bull shit Visited The Grand on 2018-01-05
by on January 7th, 2018
1

I was for the New Year’s Eve , and it was a great night Visited The Grand on 2017-12-31
by on January 2nd, 2018
5

If I could give zero I would!! It was two people in the groups birthday and everyone was sober and polite but the door staff and manager refused us entry simply because we are men and when I explained that men in the group are gay so they are not likely to bring women the response was that they do not care and we are not coming in (22nd December) and then to top it off they would not allow us to make a complaint. I do intend to take this further and I’m not usually one to write reviews so in summary if you don’t want to be discriminated against stay well away from this disgusting place!!
by on December 23rd, 2017
1

It was awful. we’d booked in advance and the bouncer didn’t let us in because one of the party (45 years old) didn’t have any photo Id. He was also shockingly rude to us - totally unnecessary. I have raised a complaint to the Grand directly but I’d suggest you no longer promote it yourselves as it doesn’t reflect well on you either Visited The Grand on 2017-12-20
by on December 22nd, 2017
1

Great night out for my birthday, the staff were super helpful and we all had the best time on Saturday night! would highly recommend. we reserved an area and enjoyed our night out stress free Visited The Grand on 2017-12-16
by on December 18th, 2017
5

I loved it however the bar service could have been faster Visited The Grand on 2017-12-16
by on December 18th, 2017
4

Thought the grand did a fantastic job and will definitely go back next year - we loved it. The only issue was that the snowflake Christmas decorations were in the way of the screen from where we were sitting at the upper level which was annoying and distracting for watching the movie Visited The Grand on 2017-12-16
by on December 18th, 2017
3

Thank you for having been such angels for my birthday, the whole team was incredible, and I would love it if the whole team could be congratulated for making this evening such a fun and amazing one, we are definitely coming back! Visited The Grand on 2017-12-13
by on December 18th, 2017
5

Cracking night - laid back and really fun club Visited The Grand on 2017-12-15
by on December 18th, 2017
5

Had a fantastic evening for work xmas do. Def will be coming again Visited The Grand on 2017-12-15
by on December 17th, 2017
4

It was a fantastic night! Visited The Grand on 2017-12-15
by on December 17th, 2017
5

we had a nice time. unfortunately the christmas picture taken by The Grand staff wasn't send to my email as we been told last Friday :( but we will come again Visited The Grand on 2017-12-15
by on December 17th, 2017
5

I went with my mate, staff friendly enough, security tight and reasonable, nice cloakroom cheap at £2, the dancefloor is amazing with loads of lovely ladies on it. Could do with a more mature women but for the live dancers, quick bar serving a good night out. Make sure you check your change when buying drinks. Visited The Grand on 2017-12-02
by on December 13th, 2017
4

Excellent night with a good selection of music. Nice and helpful staff. It was great fun. Visited The Grand on 2017-12-09
by on December 11th, 2017
5

Great night, drinks a bit expensive, good music and effects though Visited The Grand on 2017-12-09
by on December 11th, 2017
3

Brilliant! Izzy could not have been more helpful in organizing our night. When we arrived (late because dinner had overrun) everything was waiting for us. We requested to move room because we were having trouble with the sound system and also because a closed part of the club looking more appealing. Despite the hassle in having to do this (including cleaning a part of the club they had not planned on having open) the staff could not have been more accommodating, and got us all moved down within thirty minutes. Massive thank you to Izzy, all the staff and the club manager for being so welcoming. Thoroughly recommended! Visited The Grand on 2017-12-08
by on December 11th, 2017
5

Bouncers were absolutely atrocious! A group of girls violently started a fight with us and as they had a booth they were aloud to stay in when we were kicked out. We had coats in the cloakroom and we were being refused to go back in to get them.. eventually we were escorted in as if some hardened criminals. Generally the way we were being spoke to was disgusting! Also over heard them openly refusing entry to two guys because they were gay. Very poor experience Visited The Grand on 2017-12-09
by on December 11th, 2017
1

Amazing as ever great fun grate staff Visited The Grand on 2017-12-08
by on December 11th, 2017
5

My friends and I were invited for the Christmas party at 'The Grand' after I won their Facebook competition a few weeks ago. We were treated to a private box and a bar tab. We all had an awesome evening and were looked after very well by the staff members. We thoroughly enjoyed the entertainment too! It was a really fun night! We would love to visit again very soon! Visited The Grand on 2017-12-08
by on December 11th, 2017
5

Amazing night! Great tunes and as always great venue Visited The Grand on 2017-12-08
by on December 10th, 2017
5

Awesome night. The Clapham Grand is a fantastic cinema experience, with host, heckling, dancing, drinking and lots of fun, can't wait to go back Visited The Grand on 2017-12-08
by on December 10th, 2017
5

Great night - unlimited popcorn was 👌🏻 Visited The Grand on 2017-12-08
by on December 10th, 2017
5

It was wonderful, great atmosphere and a brilliant crowd. Only downside was I did not get my pigs in blanket hotdog as the vendor ran out but a thoroughly enjoyable night. Can't wait to return. Visited The Grand on 2017-12-05
by on December 7th, 2017
5

Their screening of the Muppet Christmas Carol was amazing! 10/10 would go again Visited The Grand on 2017-12-05
by on December 7th, 2017
5

Had a great night, nice place with good staff. Didnt ha e to wait long for drinks. Little disapointed with pictures, had a few taken as we were in a big group but only able to see 3 and it didnt include everyone. Was told all would be on the fb page to see Visited The Grand on 2017-12-02
by on December 5th, 2017
3

Loved the music! I had so much fun! Visited The Grand on 2017-12-02
by on December 4th, 2017
5

Staff was great, music was great admit was a nice atmosphere:) Visited The Grand on 2017-12-02
by on December 4th, 2017
5

Love this place always have a good night and staff are amazing lovely people x Visited The Grand on 2017-12-02
by on December 4th, 2017
5

Such a shame as last year this was great but this year.......i dont know why we were given bands to show we could go to the rooms as loads of random men without bands came up and just walked into our room! The waitress introduced herself but returned to say there were no white wine spritzers. I asked if there really was no white wine and lemonade in a club to which she said “ohh the bartender didnt know what it was”, well why not admit that. An hour later I was very thirsty as my wine spritzer had still not arrived so I went to complain and it arrived quickly after that. However, more than an hour later nobody had come to the room for drinks and there was nobody in the hall, again I went downstairs to complain but when I mentioned all the random men walking in no solution was offered. Dont think ill come back. Visited The Grand on 2017-11-25
by on November 29th, 2017
2

A great night as always Visited The Grand on 2017-11-25
by on November 27th, 2017
5

A Great night as always Visited The Grand on 2017-11-25
by on November 27th, 2017
5

I won a night for myself and 20 friends along with a bar tab. Although I was very grateful to have one the prize the night didn’t start off too well as we were greater quite rudely by your door staff. It was unclear where the quest list people should line up and a group of my friends who arrived later had trouble getting past security. The rest of the night was fine and we had a great time. Izzy who showed us our table and was very helpful and patient! Visited The Grand on 2017-11-25
by on November 27th, 2017
4

Fun as always great staff Visited The Grand on 2017-11-24
by on November 27th, 2017
5

Myself and approximately 35 of my friends and family went to the grand to celebrate my birthday. We had an amazing time. Staff were very friendly and the space that I booked was ready without a hiccup. Can't say anything bad. Excellent night!! Visited The Grand on 2017-11-25
by on November 27th, 2017
5

Great attentive staff in the VIP booths, excellent dancers and entertainment, the music is great. Good priced drinks and a really nice crowd of people that go there. By far my favourite venue in Clapham. Visited The Grand on 2017-11-25
by on November 27th, 2017
5

We had the best time! Would highly recommend getting one of the Royal Boxes - we felt like Queens! Great music, amazing atmosphere - perfect for a boogie with the girls...and guys! Visited The Grand on 2017-11-25
by on November 27th, 2017
5

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