Tonteria London is a new fabulous cocktail bar in Chelsea that combines the glamour of the area with Mexican style Tequila fun.  With a train that drops drinks off at your table at this large basement bar it epitomises the crazy Mexican spirit with hand-painted tiles, hammocks and plants. With eleven tables and comfortable seating booths for those who dare not try the hammocks, it’s also a nice bar to have some excellent Tapas dishes or platters to share. But the main attraction is the selection of tequila to be enjoyed on the rocks or in one of their signature cocktails or frozen margaritas. With bright colours and a trendy, modern take on the Mexicana theme this Chelsea bar has a very exciting concept going, generating a classy but fun atmosphere.

Tonteria also has a curious interest in secrets with a photo both branded as a confession box! And to let you in on some hush-hush information, the chance that the English princes would head here for a night out is pretty high as one of the owners of Tonteria London is an intimate friend of the royals.

Door chrge for Tonteria goes up as the party gets wilder - so get in early to avoid high costs and missing out on the fun! It's free between 6.30pm - 9pm; from 9pm - 11pm, £10 for guys (girls free); 11pm - 12.30am, £20 guys, £10 girls and after 12.30am till closeit  costs £20 for all. Don't miss out; check out the party at Tonteria! 


  • Dance floor
  • 20
  • Dress to impress
  • Over 18


Day Open Close Notes
Monday 20:00 2:30 Muertos Monday
Tuesday 18:30 2:00 Private Hire Only.
Wednesday 18:30 2:00 Private Hire Only.
Thursday 20:00 2:30 ACAN
Friday 20:00 3:00 Do Not Disturb #DND
Saturday 20:00 3:00 Weekend party
Sunday 18:30 2:00



Tonteria, 7-12, Sloane Square, SW1W8EG



Nearest Station

Sloane Square (Tube)


  • Cuisine

    This venue serves Mexican food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Mexican Tapas served to share and also platters.

Private Hire

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