Absurd Bird Glasgow


This quirky chicken shop in Nelson Mandela Place is the sixth venue under the Absurd Bird name. Serving up the very best dishes, inspired by the comfort food of the US deep south, you'll find all manner of meaty dishes here from crispy wings, chicken and waffles, to beefed up chicken burgers, alongside plenty of veggie and vegan options. Cocktails are also hot property here, with the bar producing a funky selection of cocktails available from 6.95 everyday!! And to top it off, we are in love with Country Music. Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash are plastered all over our colorful walls. So if your down for some tasty chicken, banging cocktails and country tunes then come on down to Absurd Bird Glasgow.

Available for dine-in, delivery and click & collect orders.


  • Happily Affordable
  • Wheelchair Access, Disabled Toilets
  • No Door Charge
  • None


Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 23:00
Tuesday 12:00 22:00
Wednesday 11:00 23:00
Thursday 11:00 23:00
Friday 10:00 0:00
Saturday 10:00 0:00
Sunday 10:00 16:00



Absurd Bird Glasgow, 3 Stock Exchange, Nelson Mandela Place, G2 1QY


City Centre


  • Cuisine

    This venue serves American food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Inspired by the deep south of the US, Absurd Bird is a one-stop-shop for fried chicken, waffles, burgers and wings, alongside tasty cocktails.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Cost Min spend
Min spend
Absurd Backyard Venue Hire 50 80 - £800 £2500

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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