Bars to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse in Manchester
You've seen so many zombie related TV shows and movies that the thought of a ravenous flesh-eater doesn't elicit so much of a shudder from you now. But what if this monsterous abomination wasn't just a laughable halloween outfit, but a reality on the streets of Manchester? Luckily DesignMyNight have thought long and hard about the possibility; we've had board meetings, discussed with world leading scientists and chatted on the phone to Obama for a bit. What we decided was that if ever the zombies come to town, the best thing to do is to head down to one of these bars, get yourself a strong cocktail and brace yourself for the best lock-in Manchester's ever seen. Trust us, it's the most logical thing to do.
Last updated on 15th May 2016
This pub is called the Briton's Protection for brain's sake; if you're not going to stand a good chance of surviving over here then we don't know where to send you. This brilliant bar boasts over 300 bottles of whisky, and luckily we've got a pretty savvy way of combating zombie hoardes; a good old whisky molotov.
Unconventional weapons almost always seem to save the day when it comes to any self respecting zombie movie, we've seen tennis rackets bear the brunt of a zombie brain, so how about somewhere where you can grab some seriously weighty weapons to hand? One of the most unique bars in Manchester, Dog Bowl is not only a bowling alley bar, it's a freakin' armoury.
So, here's a problem, you have no training in the art of zombie combat, and you've spent more of your life running a way from a fight than winning one. So how about a deliciously large party destination where you can outrun those seriously icky brain munchers? You'll be doing a Scooby Doo and running those zombie losers ragged in no time while you bop from room to room in this mega-venue. Wait, zombies get tired right?
The best zombie slayers need a jolly good vantage point, so how about looking down over the Manchester skyline? At least that way you'll get a good idea of what you're up against. Boasting some of the best views of the city atop the Hilton Hotel, Cloud 23 is your best chance at getting to grips with what could be the end of the world. Let's hope zombies share the skill set of Darlicks and can't climb stairs.