CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up


  • Comedy, Food & Drink and Cabaret/Burlesque
  • Tickets from £30.00 - £40.00
  • City of London
  • Live Music, Jazz and Commercial/Pop
  • Over 18
  • This event has taken place.
  • 18:00 - 22:30

The fabulous Flat & The Curves are here to wake you from your catastrophic Covid-mare and bring LIVE back to life! 

The swear-y songbirds, and their band of babes, give you original tunes, a lot of lols and more glitz and glamour than you can shake a cocktail at! 

From the team that brought you 5-star sell-out Shit-Faced Showtime and the award-winning Four Femmes on the Thames, comes, Flat & The Curves: A Roaring Booze-UpExpect big voices, brassy tones and plenty of bants - this is a night you won't want to miss!

In their brand-new show they combine comedy and live music in this sensational speakeasy setting, bang in the centre of the city. Start your night with a bespoke cocktail and sample the venues incredible modern Asian/European fusion food designed by an ex-Nobu chef.  

Get ahead of the curve and book a table for a night of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity. This lot are more X-rate than R-rate. 




Ticket Event time Cost
The whole shebang
Expect a welcome drink on arrival and a bento-box with an entire evening of entertainment!
18:00 - 22:30 £40.00
A drink on arrival and an entire evening of entertainment
18:00 - 22:30 £30.00




City of London

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  • Cuisine

    This event serves British food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Delicious modern British cuisine boasting international flair, this deluxe menu of dishes such as pan fried monkfish is a unique accompaniment to a truly unique destination.


Flat & the Curves


Proud Cabaret City

Proud Cabaret City

Proud Cabaret City offers its guests an all round high end dining and entertainment experience against the backdrop of a prohibition-like atmosphere. With low-lighting, a smattering of comfortable booths and a collection of tables at which to sit and enjoy the show, the main focus of the venue is indeed…

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7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
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CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up
CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up
CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up
CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up
CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up
CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up
CANCELLED: Flat & the Curves: A Roaring Booze-Up