What NOT TO DO at your Office Christmas Party...

1. Hook up with a co-worker

hook up

 

2. Get caught in a compromising position with the photocopier

photocopy

 

3. Get escorted out of the party for being too drunk but gracefully making your exit….At least that’s how you like to remember it

plane

 

4. Struggle with the Christmas meal after mass alcohol consumption

meal

 

5. Sing karaoke with the same passion as Christina Aguilera, just not with the same voice

karaoke

 

6. Spill your drink all over the colleague you’ve spent months sucking up to

spill drink

 

7. Attempt to catch the last tube with a colleague and get met by the doors instead!

 tube

 

8. Streaking. It makes you the life of the party, right? Right!?

streaking

 

9. Show up in fancy dress when it’s a black tie event

fancy dress

 

10. Bust out some classic moves on the dance floor that your parents would be proud of

dancing

 

11. Ask your boss for a raise

raise

 

12. Take full advantage of the open bar….

open bar

…. and then have that one too many!

open bar 2

 

13. Have an intimate party with your boss because no one else bothered showing up!

boss party

 

14. Getting the worst Secret Santa gift at the party. A pen is not a gift when you’ve got plenty of stolen ones on your desk

secret santa

 

15. Wake up to plenty of evidence that you blacked out last night and letting the embarrassment slowly settle in

embarrassment

 

And the general aftermath….

aftermath