1. Hook up with a co-worker
2. Get caught in a compromising position with the photocopier
3. Get escorted out of the party for being too drunk but gracefully making your exit….At least that’s how you like to remember it
4. Struggle with the Christmas meal after mass alcohol consumption
5. Sing karaoke with the same passion as Christina Aguilera, just not with the same voice
6. Spill your drink all over the colleague you’ve spent months sucking up to
7. Attempt to catch the last tube with a colleague and get met by the doors instead!
8. Streaking. It makes you the life of the party, right? Right!?
9. Show up in fancy dress when it’s a black tie event
10. Bust out some classic moves on the dance floor that your parents would be proud of
11. Ask your boss for a raise
12. Take full advantage of the open bar….
…. and then have that one too many!
13. Have an intimate party with your boss because no one else bothered showing up!
14. Getting the worst Secret Santa gift at the party. A pen is not a gift when you’ve got plenty of stolen ones on your desk
15. Wake up to plenty of evidence that you blacked out last night and letting the embarrassment slowly settle in
And the general aftermath….