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  • Tonteria


  • Food & Drink, Immersive and Something A Little Different
  • £20
  • Chelsea
  • Hip Hop/RnB, House Music and Latino
  • Over 18
  • Every Thursday
  • 20:00 - 02:30

Tonteria is a Mexican themed nightclub in Sloane Square, Chelsea which has been established for over 7 years. Thursdays we take a Tulum-esque spin on things; with a boho venue redress with Latin and house beats, we provide the ultimate city nightlife escape! 

Named after the Mayan god of wine and intoxication, our Thursday event ACAN stays true to its word. Guests are invited to join for dinner from 8pm before the venue becomes a nightclub until the early hours of the morning. A brand new cocktail list, frozen margaritas, pyramid sharers, and shot train is only a few splendors you can find at Tonteria. Less is more? !No comprendo! 

Thursdays are great because they mean is Friday close. Expect shows and performances guaranteed to blow your mind during dinner and into the night. If its entertainment you're looking for, Tonteria is for you. 




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7-12, Sloane Square, SW1W8EG



Nearest Station

Sloane Square (Tube)


Tonteria is a Mexican themed nightclub in Sloane Square, Chelsea which has been established for over 7 years.




Tonteria London is a new fabulous cocktail bar in Chelsea that combines the glamour of the area with Mexican style Tequila fun.  With a train that drops drinks off at your table at this large basement bar it epitomises the crazy Mexican spirit with hand-painted tiles, hammocks and plants. With eleven…

T&C s

- Last food order at 21:55. The table must be vacated by 22:30.
- 12.5% service charge applies.
- All guests must bring a valid ID or they will be refused entry. Must be 18 or older.
- All guests must be smartly dressed (Smart Dress Code, no sportswear, no flip-flop).
- Bookings must be mixed groups.
- Please present ticket upon arrival.
- Allergies or dietary requirements must be highlighted upon making the reservation.
- Please drink responsibly.

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight (WFL Media Ltd) and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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