Absurd Bird Glasgow


Following locations in London, Leeds, Bath and Exeter, this quirky chicken shop in Nelson Mandela Place in Glasgow is the sixth venue under the Absurd Bird name. Serving up the very best dishes, inspired by the comfort food of the US deep south, you'll find all manner of meaty dishes here, from wings and waffles, to chicken burgers stacked high, alongside plenty of veggie and vegan options too. 

Join them on Wednesday's for their Bottomless Chicken Wing night, or on Saturday and Sunday's for their famously Absurd boozy brunches. 

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Calling all Wing addicts! Roll your sleeves up and get ready for all-you-can-eat Wings and fries for just £13.95 including Fries. This onegets…

Every Wednesday

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The Absurd Quiz
Gather the squad and head down to Absurd Bird every Wednesday night for 8pm and join our host with most Ross in the Absurd Bird Quiz.  £40…

Every Wednesday

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  • Happily Affordable
  • Now Open
  • Wheelchair Access, Disabled Toilets
  • No Door Charge


Day Open Close Notes
Monday 11:00 18:00
Tuesday 11:00 18:00
Wednesday 11:00 18:00
Thursday 11:00 18:00
Friday 11:00 18:00
Saturday 10:00 18:00
Sunday 10:00 18:00



Absurd Bird Glasgow, 3 Stock Exchange, Nelson Mandela Place, G2 1QY


Glasgow City Centre


  • Cuisine

    This venue serves American food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Inspired by the deep south of the US, Absurd Bird is a one-stop-shop for fried chicken, waffles, burgers and wings, alongside tasty cocktails.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Cost Min spend
Min spend
Absurd Backyard Venue Hire 50 80 - £800 £2500

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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