Absurd Bird Glasgow


Following locations in London, Leeds, Bath and Exeter, this quirky chicken shop in Nelson Mandela Place is the sixth venue under the Absurd Bird name. Serving up the very best dishes, inspired by the comfort food of the US deep south, you'll find all manner of meaty dishes here, from wings and waffles, to beefed-up chicken burgers, alongside plenty of veggie options. Diners can also discover the delights of the Absurd Fondue, served with buffalo sliders, chicken tenders and celery and tomato dippers.

Cocktails are hot property here, with the bar producing a funky selection of drinks from the classic Negroni, to the homemade Hooch, made with a healthy slug of Absurd Bird's own-brand moonshine. All of these are best sampled at one of the restaurant's great happy hours. 

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Calling all Wing addicts! Roll your sleeves up and get ready for all-you-can-eat Wings and fries for just £13.95 including Fries. This onegets…

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The Absurd Quiz
Gather the squad and head down to Absurd Bird every Wednesday night for 8pm and join our host with most Ross in the Absurd Bird Quiz.  £40…

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  • Happily Affordable
  • No Door Charge
  • None


Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 23:00
Tuesday 12:00 23:00
Wednesday 12:00 23:00
Thursday 12:00 23:00
Friday 12:00 0:00
Saturday 12:00 0:00
Sunday 12:00 22:00



Absurd Bird Glasgow, 3 Stock Exchange, Nelson Mandela Place, G2 1QY


Glasgow City Centre


  • Cuisines

    This venue serves American and Grill food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Inspired by the deep south of the US, Absurd Bird is a one-stop-shop for fried chicken, waffles, burgers, wings and wraps, alongside tasty cocktails.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Cost Min spend
Min spend
Absurd Backyard Venue Hire 50 80 - £800 £2500

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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Absurd Bird Glasgow
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