Cheesy Music Clubs in London

Discover the best cheese night clubs in London. When you are looking for a fun night out there is nothing better than hitting the dance floors at the best cheesy music clubs in London and dance the night away to pop music and classics. Forget pretentious electro or lame guitars! Get your groove and glamour on to commercial music, pop, rock and dance hits from past and present decades as a good cheese tune never dies. The best clubs are all on our list of the very best of Cheesy Music Clubs in London. 

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Fez Club Putney

4 user reviews

Definitely hot on the cheesy London club vibes, but only when it comes to the music here, not the setting. On the contrary, you don't have to worry about how you look venturing into this Putney den as it's a Moroccan themed party bar notorious for a late night out with DJs and dancing that keeps going until 4am.

Happily Affordable ££
Putney

Carwash

25 user reviews
@ Carwash on Various dates

The folks at this flamboyant retro party in Shoreditch are specialists in cheesy classics, and pretty much everything else actually. When we say their playlist is eclectic, we really mean it; expect a long list of disco, 80's pop, 90's dance, classic hip-hop, pop, funk & soul, as Carwash's seriously fun-loving crowd get down to business throwing all kinds of shapes on the dance floor.

Clubbing, Fun Time Partying, Something A Little Different, Themed Nights
80's Music
West End
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Piccadilly Institute

37 user reviews

Unfortunately, not all of your friends might appreciate cheesy pop and rock music like we do. That’s why we recommend Piccadilly Institute where you can discretely divide and for those who love to dance to fun hits, commercial music, party classics can do so. Leave the bores in the bar or in any of the other six rooms at this massive and partly cheesy club in London, so get on the guest list!

Happily Affordable ££
West End
Free Entry VIP Guestlist

Loop Bar

16 user reviews

The basement of this London cheesy music club has a flashing LED dance floor. Happy hours and cheesy music with classic RnB, pop and dance music play to get people on the floor (and it always works). Hits from the 70s and 80s bring disco fever to Mayfair for a much-loved cheesy club night of floor-fillers, so get on the guest list now!

Drinkonomical £
West End
Free Entry VIP Guestlist, Half Price Dining!

Party kings Adventure Bar are not shy of pumping out the cheese with a tongue firmly in cheek. Delicious cocktails, uber-friendly bar tenders and party anthems make this a fun bar to hit in Clapham. Book your party now. 

Happily Affordable ££
Clapham

Strawberry Moons

7 user reviews

If a club were to be a big block of mature cheddar, it would be Strawberry Moons. A central London favourite for its roster of cheesy nights out in London, this mega club is like a blast from the past where you can boogie on a multi-coloured dance floor whilst bopping to the biggest retro and cheesy tunes of all time. 

Drinkonomical £
West End
Free Entry Guest List (Save!)

Infernos

30 user reviews

One big cheesey disco! Inferno's is legendary and one for your cheesy club hit list. You can even hire your own Karaoke room overlooking the dancefloor and sing your heart out to the crowd below! 

Happily Affordable ££
Clapham
Infernos Happy Hour, ALL NIGHT Q JUMP?

Bar Rumba

98 user reviews

This London club has the best music policy: "If you can't sing it, we won't play it". It really gets the everyone at this fun cocktail bar dancing to cheesy music tunes, so if you love a slice of cheese then get on the guest list now !

Drinkonomical £
West End
Free Guest List, Book An Area Booking & Get A Free Giant Martini!, Book an area for free Sunday-Thursday

Sway

21 user reviews

Sway serves up their very own 70/80's disco room with a flashing dance floor! The cheese is all dished up for a night of dancing. Get on the guest list! 

Happily Affordable ££
Covent Garden
Free Entry Guestlist

Kanaloa London

16 user reviews

A Tiki-inspired London bar in the heart of the City, Kanaloa is a drinking and dancing haven and plays a great mix of cheesy tunes in it's club room. Open late, this is a real fun time bar that will charm you with it's cool interior and tropical decor; playing a host of commerical pop classics Kanaloa has given itself the reputation of being one of the best clubs to listen to cheesy music in London. If you like the sound of this tropical Tiki wonderland then get yourself on the guest list now!

Splash the Cash £££
Holborn

Gem

15 user reviews

In the heart of Soho, Gem is a happily affordable and easy-going bar and club that honours the cheesey tunes of past and present! Glitter balls, happy hours and a buzzing atmosphere all combine for cheese-tastic fun! Book your party and guest list. 

Drinkonomical £
Soho
Free Entry VIP Guestlist

Tiger Tiger London

15 user reviews

Embrace your inner tiger and hit the dancefloor of this party hub right in the heart of London. Bouncing every night of the week, you can be rest assured all forms of cheese are represented here. Book your party or guest list! 

Drinkonomical £
West End
Free Entry VIP Guestlist

G-A-Y bar on Old Compton Street is a cheesy music Mecca in Soho that loves Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and all the other goddesses of cheese. Blissful dancing is epitomised at G-A-Y where you’re fenced in by big screens showing music videos with your pop chart idols. It’s perfect for a cheesy night out in London, so don't miss out and get down to G-A-Y Bar in Soho.

Happily Affordable ££
Leicester Square

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