Cheesy Music Clubs in London
Discover the best cheese night clubs in London. When you are looking for a fun night out there is nothing better than hitting the dance floors at the best cheesy music clubs in London and dance the night away to pop music and classics. Forget pretentious electro or lame guitars! Get your groove and glamour on to commercial music, pop, rock and dance hits from past and present decades as a good cheese tune never dies. The best clubs are all on our list of the very best of Cheesy Music Clubs in London.
@ Carwash, Every Saturday
The folks at this flamboyant retro party in Shoreditch are specialists in cheesy classics, and pretty much everything else actually. When we say their playlist is eclectic, we really mean it; expect a long list of disco, 80's pop, 90's dance, classic hip-hop, pop, funk & soul, as Carwash's seriously fun-loving crowd get down to business throwing all kinds of shapes on the dance floor.
Piccadilly Institute, Central London
Unfortunately, not all of your friends might appreciate cheesy pop and rock music like we do. That’s why we recommend Piccadilly Institute where you can discretely divide and for those who love to dance to fun hits, commercial music, party classics can do so. Leave the bores in the bar or in any of the other six rooms at this massive and partly cheesy club in London, so get on the guest list!
Club de Fromage
@ O2 Academy Islington, Every Saturday
If you're after cheesy music, Club de Fromage can provide you with a big, ripe wheel of Stinking Bishop. Priding itself on digging up the cheesiest guilty pleasures from bygone eras to get eager folk dancing like loonies all night long, this is a great venue for a whimsical boogie about. If you get hungry, buy up a few raffle tickets and hope to win the first prize, which is a meat pie. Tickets are £7.55.
Loop Bar, Central London
The basement of this London cheesy music club has a flashing LED dance floor. Happy hours and cheesy music with classic RnB, pop and dance music play to get people on the floor (and it always works). Hits from the 70s and 80s bring disco fever to Mayfair for a much-loved cheesy club night of floor-fillers, so get on the guest list now!
Adventure Bar Clapham High Street, South London
Party kings Adventure Bar are not shy of pumping out the cheese with a tongue firmly in cheek. Delicious cocktails, uber-friendly bar tenders and party anthems make this a fun bar to hit in Clapham. Book your party now.
Infernos, South London
One big cheesey disco! Inferno's is legendary and one for your cheesy club hit list. You can even hire your own Karaoke room overlooking the dancefloor and sing your heart out to the crowd below!
O2 Academy Islington, North London
Club de Fromage is a fancy dress night at the 02 Academy London every Saturday playing cheesy music from 10.30pm-3.30am. Tickets cost £6.50 advance (plus booking fee) or sold on the door for £8 before midnight, £10 after. It’s a proper disco with nothing proper about the music. Their large dance floor enjoys the most cheesy pop and rock music. This London cheesy club feels no shame and you know you LOVE IT, so don't miss out!
Roller Disco, South London
Get your neon on, strap the skates on and have one of the funnest nights out in London! Skate around this night club from one club room to the next, with DJs spinning cheese tunes all night long. If Roller Disco sounds like your cup of tea then don't miss out and get down to Vauxhall now!
Hoxton Square Bar and Kitchen, East London
On the last Friday of the month this large London club turns into a massive cheese fest called “Love Machine” with DJs playing chart hits and pop from 9pm-2am. This is a free entry event, great for a Friday night of cheesy music club fun in London; so with all this on offer, you'd be mad not to head down to Hoxton Square for this gem.
Bar Rumba, Central London
This London club has the best music policy: "If you can't sing it, we won't play it". It really gets the everyone at this fun cocktail bar dancing to cheesy music tunes, so if you love a slice of cheese then get on the guest list now !
Sway, Central London
Sway serves up their very own 70/80's disco room with a flashing dance floor! The cheese is all dished up for a night of dancing. Get on the guest list!
G-A-Y Bar, Central London
G-A-Y bar on Old Compton Street is a cheesy music Mecca in Soho that loves Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and all the other goddesses of cheese. Blissful dancing is epitomised at G-A-Y where you’re fenced in by big screens showing music videos with your pop chart idols. It’s perfect for a cheesy night out in London, so don't miss out and get down to G-A-Y Bar in Soho.
Kanaloa London, Central London
A Tiki-inspired London bar in the heart of the City, Kanaloa is a drinking and dancing haven and plays a great mix of cheesy tunes in it's club room. Open late, this is a real fun time bar that will charm you with it's cool interior and tropical decor; playing a host of commerical pop classics Kanaloa has given itself the reputation of being one of the best clubs to listen to cheesy music in London. If you like the sound of this tropical Tiki wonderland then get yourself on the guest list now!
The Gable, Central London
With a downstairs disco playing some of the best cheesy music you'll find in the City, The Gable comes highly recommended as one of London's top City bars. With cool and kitsch decor, top service and of course... those cheesy tunes downstairs, The Gable is well worth a visit, so don't miss out and make a booking now!
Gem, Central London
In the heart of Soho, Gem is a happily affordable and easy-going bar and club that honours the cheesey tunes of past and present! Glitter balls, happy hours and a buzzing atmosphere all combine for cheese-tastic fun! Book your party and guest list.
Tiger Tiger London, Central London
Embrace your inner tiger and hit the dancefloor of this party hub right in the heart of London. Bouncing every night of the week, you can be rest assured all forms of cheese are represented here. Book your party or guest list!